Lyrics
Well he had insisted
Chris insisted on paying for the meal.
On paying for the meal but
Despite his insistence, Chris was shocked when he saw the bill.
His jaw dropped when he saw
Chris's jaw dropped in surprise upon seeing the bill.
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
Repetition emphasizes the impact of the unexpected bill.
And suddenly he is
There is a sudden shift in Chris's demeanor or state.
He is just about at vague as you can get
Chris becomes very vague or unclear, approaching invisibility.
Without being actually invisible
Emphasizing Chris's level of vagueness without actual invisibility.
I have to keep this body going
Chris acknowledges the need to maintain his physical body.
He must
It's implied that there's a necessity for Chris to continue existing.
Have thought
Speculation about Chris's thoughts or assumptions.
Well he had insisted
Repetition of Chris's insistence on paying for the meal.
On paying for the meal but
Despite insisting, Chris is surprised by the bill again.
His jaw dropped when he saw
Chris's jaw drops once more upon seeing the bill.
The bill, the bill
Repetition underscores the impact of the bill.
But if
Introducing a conditional statement about someone jumping the queue.
Someone
If someone jumps the queue, Chris would react harshly.
Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack
Chris would give a sharp crack to someone jumping the queue.
On the head
Specifically, the reaction would be a hit on the head.
With his enormous wooden
The tool of Chris's reaction is an enormous wooden spoon.
Brown wooden spoon
Emphasizing the material of the spoon, possibly for comedic effect.
Where do you think
A rhetorical question about the destination of her handbag.
Where do you think
Repetition for emphasis on the uncertainty of the handbag's location.
He's going with her
A question about Chris's destination with her handbag.
Handbag? handbag
Repetition for emphasis on the handbag, possibly for humor.
Well he had insisted
Reiteration of Chris's insistence on paying for the meal.
On paying for the meal but
Despite insistence, Chris is once again surprised by the bill.
His jaw dropped when he saw
Chris's jaw drops for the third time upon seeing the bill.
The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill
Repetition emphasizes the ongoing shock of the bill.
And suddenly he is
There is a sudden shift in Chris's demeanor or state, repeated from line 5.
He is just about at vague as you can get
Chris becomes very vague or unclear, echoing line 6.
Without being actually invisible
Emphasizing Chris's level of vagueness without actual invisibility.
I have to keep this body going
Reiteration of the need to sustain Chris's physical body.
He must
Implies that Chris must continue to exist.
Have thought
Speculation about Chris's thoughts or assumptions, repeated from line 10.
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