Torlet Ice
Mystery in Frozen Toilets: Soupy Garbage Juice's Chilling Tale
Lyrics
Well there's a whole bunch of ice
There is a significant amount of ice.
In the torlet
Specifically in the toilet.
There's not usually ice in there
It's unusual to find ice in a toilet.
This is a rare situation for me
The presence of ice is an uncommon occurrence for the singer.
'Cause it's not the water freezing inside
The ice is not from freezing water inside the toilet.
We're talking fridge-formed cubes of varying size
The ice consists of fridge-formed cubes of various sizes.
It's a mystery
The origin of the ice in the toilet is a mystery.
When the toilet is behaving unpredictability
The toilet is behaving unpredictably, adding to the mystery.
Could this be real?
Expressing disbelief and questioning if it's a real situation.
I always wanted a mystery
The singer is intrigued by the mystery and finds it exciting.
I'm gonna put on my shoes and start looking for clues
Deciding to investigate the mystery by looking for clues.
Was it you?
Asking if someone else is responsible for the ice in the toilet.
Your hands are looking red and cold
Observing that someone's hands are cold and red.
Did you put all that ice in my toilet bowl?
Speculating if the person put ice in the toilet.
We'll never know
The truth may never be known.
This was the greatest day of my life
Reflecting on the event as the greatest day of the singer's life.
This was the greatest day of my life
Reiterating the significance of the day.
This was the greatest day
Emphasizing that it was the greatest day.
Well there's a whole bunch of torlets
Now mentioning multiple toilets with ice.
In the ice
The ice is present in all the toilets mentioned.
This is twice the perplexity
Expressing double the confusion or perplexity.
The first thing had plausibility
The first situation had some plausibility compared to the current one.
'Cause that was way less of a fever dream
Referencing a previous event that was less surreal.
Than little figurines in the ice machine
Comparing the previous event to little figurines in an ice machine.
Know what I mean?
Asking if the listener understands the analogy.
I am in a crisis
The singer is in a state of crisis due to the confusing situation.
How can it be like this?
Expressing disbelief about the current state of affairs.
I just wanna go piss
Expressing a basic human need (to urinate).
I just want some ice chips
Expressing a desire for something simple (ice chips).
Why're they switching places? (Places, places, places, places, places)
Pondering why things are changing or switching places repeatedly.
(Places, places, places, places)
Repetition of the theme of things changing places.
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