Lyrics
Just saw Pizza Hut smashed to the ground
Observation of destruction, Pizza Hut is ruined
Burger King annihilated, never to be found
Burger King is destroyed, beyond recovery
There's blood on the windows of Primark and Next
Blood on windows of Primark and Next stores
It's the end of the world, send your final text
Apocalyptic scenario, urging to send final messages
Cos you might be next
Warning of potential danger to the listener
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Introduction of a monstrous 50ft kebab
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Earth is scarred by the mutant kebab
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Reiteration of the kebab's destructive attack
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Emphasis on the relentless assault of the kebab
Vaporised police, mutilated looters
Police and looters are eradicated
No more commuters, the end of computers!
No more commuters, end of technological civilization
Take 30 Nytol and sleep through your death
Suggesting taking a sleep aid to avoid witnessing the chaos
But there's no more Boots or Superdrug left
Reference to the absence of pharmacy stores
There's nothing left
Highlighting the complete devastation
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Reiteration of the kebab's destructive impact
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Emphasizing the widespread damage on Earth
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Repetition of the kebab's attacking nature
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Intensification of the kebab's assault
Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Continuation of the description of the attack
When your starving pitbull starts to eat your leg
Graphic imagery of a pitbull eating a person's leg
You have to watch your children beg and beg
Plea for mercy as children beg for help
Your head starts spinning, like you're Linda Blair
Reference to a disorienting experience, reminiscent of a horror movie
You realise that it's a nightmare, a high street nightmare
A realization that the chaos is a nightmarish scenario on the high street
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Reiteration of the kebab's destructive impact
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Confirmation of the Earth's mutation caused by the kebab
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Repetition of the kebab's attacking nature
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Intensification of the kebab's assault
Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Continuation of the description of the attack
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