Lyrics
She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks
Describes a woman who used to perform topless at Surrey Docks with tassels on her body.
With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job
She did an impressive job, attracting attention and raising eyebrows during lunchtime.
Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob
She associated with men who play sports and claim their club is the best; she kissed many of them.
She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball
References her encounters with men who play ball sports.
They say their club's the greatest, and she has kissed them all
Highlights her interactions with men who boast about their sports club.
At the Arndale Center, she's up against the wall
At the Arndale Center, she faces criticism or judgment, possibly for her lifestyle.
I can't name names cause that's not cricket
Expresses an inability to disclose specific names due to a sense of fairness or decency.
I can't name names that would put me in it
Reiterates the reluctance to name individuals to avoid involvement in a controversial situation.
But that's another story in the finish
Suggests that the untold stories may be revealed later, creating anticipation.
I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love
Describes a scene at the movies where a man is romantically involved with multiple women.
He had so many women, but only classy stuff
The man is portrayed as having high standards in his choice of women.
I saw him at the clinic, a pink card up his cuff
Reveals a visit to the clinic, hinting at potential health issues related to his relationships.
One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town
Recalls a stag night in Bognor where the groom is found in a compromising position.
The groom is in the car park with his trousers down
Describes a humorous situation involving the groom in a car park.
But that's another story that won't be going round
Indicates that the specific story won't circulate widely.
I can't name names cause that's not cricket
Reiterates the reluctance to name names due to a sense of propriety.
I can't name names that would put me in it
Underlines the refusal to divulge names to avoid personal implications.
But that's another story in the finish
Teases that there might be more to the stories, building intrigue.
The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night
Describes a lively outing to Southend by the Deptford group with a significant amount of alcohol.
With forty crates of lager, to see the Southend lights
They return home intoxicated after enjoying the Southend lights.
The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds
Highlights the excessive drinking during the night out.
This girl gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance
Narrates an encounter with a girl, possibly for a dance.
And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance
Describes a kiss during the dance, taking a chance with the girl.
And when I went to touch her, she tried to break my arm
Reveals a sudden aggressive reaction from the girl when attempting further physical contact.
I can't name names cause that's not cricket
Restates the hesitance to disclose specific names due to a sense of fairness.
I can't name names that would put me in it
Reiterates the avoidance of naming names to prevent personal entanglement.
But that's another story in the finish
Teases that there might be more stories to come, maintaining suspense.
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