Lyrics
[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!
Luigi expresses satisfaction with the band's sound.
[Mario (Egoraptor):] I agree, Luigi! We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!
Mario agrees and suggests they need a lead singer for success.
[Luigi:] How about Toad?
Luigi proposes Toad as a potential lead singer.
[Mario:] Uh-yes! Hey Toad, come over here and sing to this!
Mario agrees and asks Toad to come sing for them.
[Toad (Egoraptor):] HELLO!!!
Toad energetically introduces himself with loud exclamations.
HI!!!!
-MARIO!!!!
-AAAAHH!!!!
-I'M TOAD!!!!!!
-[Luigi:] Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?
Luigi requests a private conversation with Mario about Toad.
[Luigi:] I am scared, I am very scared, I hate my life
Luigi expresses fear, dissatisfaction, and a negative outlook on life.
[Mario:] It's was like a chicken screaming in my ears
Mario describes Toad's singing as unpleasant, likening it to a chicken's scream.
His whole body's shaped like a dick, though...
Luigi adds a humorous comment about Toad's body shape.
[Both:] Oooooooohhh...
Both Mario and Luigi react with an "Oooooooohhh..." possibly to the humorous comment.
[Luigi:] Good news, Toad! You've got-a the job!
Luigi sarcastically informs Toad that he got the singing job.
[Toad:] HELLO!!!!!
Toad enthusiastically repeats his introduction, unaffected by the sarcasm.
[Luigi:] Ahh!
Luigi reacts in surprise or shock to Toad's enthusiasm.
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