Torts
Echoes of Deceit: Starlight Mints' Torts Revealed
Lyrics
All you liars and judgers and reading rooms
All those who deceive and pass judgment in scholarly environments.
This song goes out to you
Dedicated to you.
As your counselor wishes that I could prove
A wish that I could demonstrate to your advisor.
Everyone travels in twos
Everyone moves or exists in pairs.
Is it the end of the beginning?
Questioning if it's the conclusion or the start.
Mommy killed a mouse
A series of actions involving family members causing harm or destruction.
Baby burned the house
Infant causes damage by setting fire to the house.
Daddy found the pills
Parent discovers medication.
Monkey(?) bought a church
A metaphorical action of an entity (Monkey) purchasing a sacred place (church).
Jesus called it Earth
Association of Earth with a spiritual or divine entity (Jesus).
There's no one else to blame
No one else to hold responsible.
So evil was the tort
The wrongdoing was significant and malicious.
The toaster and a fork
An odd combination that leads to discussion or blame.
Everyone will say
Everyone will have something to say about it.
The monkey couldn't lie
The Monkey, representing innocence or truth, couldn't deceive.
The jury wouldn't buy
The jury didn't believe the innocence or truth.
The perfect alibi
An airtight excuse or explanation.
Forget about the lies, your thoughts, your food
Ignore falsehoods, thoughts, or sustenance.
Eat them up, they love you
Accept and consume those things as they adore you.
If you cross and you count
If you go against the norm and tally the consequences.
Oh, you try to move
Attempting to act or make progress.
This will come back, back to you
Consequences will return to you.
As the stone eats the circle
A metaphor for repercussions or consequences.
The litigation of your favorite pen
The legal battle or controversy regarding something precious to you.
Has the whole world gotten the blues?
Is the entire world feeling down or melancholic?
There's question marks aimed at you
You're under scrutiny or suspicion.
Is it the end of the beginning?
Questioning if it's the conclusion or the start (repeated line).
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