Don't Be a Dick
Don't Be a Dick: Embracing Kindness in Life's Encounters
Lyrics
Well, I took my girl to a party and we had ourselves a pretty good time
Enjoyed a good time at a party with my girlfriend
Saw the crew and we drank some brew, but somebody got out of line
Hanging out with friends, drinking, but someone misbehaved
He was hitting on my girl, trying to get her into bed
A person was making advances towards my girlfriend
So I tapped him on the shoulder and this is what I said
I confronted him with a statement
Don't be a dick, cu-cu-cachoo
Advice to not behave badly, referencing 'The Beatles'
What did I ever do to you
Asking why the person is behaving negatively
You're attitude it really makes me sick
Disapproval of the person's unpleasant attitude
Well, I've been nothing but nice
Expressing past good behavior despite the situation
But I guess I'll say it twice
Reiterating the advice due to the situation
If you wanna chill tonite, don't be a dick
Asking for respectful behavior to hang out
Well, I got a big surprise, it's not always just the guys
Surprised that not only guys but also some girls can hurt emotionally
Some girls steal your heart, just to cut you down to size
Some girls deceive and hurt emotionally
Now, I don't mean all female, but some are just plain bad
Clarifying it's not all females but cautioning about bad ones
For the bitch, the best advice you ever had
Giving advice regarding such a person
Be kind to fellow man, we're all doing the best that we can
Encouraging kindness towards everyone as we're all trying our best
Follow your heart, try to do the right thing
Urging to follow one's heart and do what's right
Don't be a dick, be a decent human being
Emphasizing the importance of not being unpleasant, but being a good person
So next time you're pulled over by a cop out on the road
Advice when dealing with law enforcement, being respectful
Remember the advice, that your Uncle Stickman told
Recalling advice from Stickman about handling police
Now, compliment his uniform, his badge and hat and tie
Suggesting to compliment the officer despite getting a ticket
If he still gives you a ticket, than look him in the eye
Offering further advice if still facing consequences
And say
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