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Ho ho, ho ho
Expressing excitement or joy, in anticipation of Christmas.
Ho ho, ho ho
Repeating the expression of excitement or joy.
Ho ho, ho ho
Continuing the joyful expression.
Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
Repeating the joyful expression, adding a humorous touch with the profanity.
Ho ho, ho ho
Repeating the mix of excitement and humor for emphasis.
Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-4 o'clock, Christmas Eve, work finished
Setting the scene on Christmas Eve, just after finishing work.
Skippin to the pub, for my first pint of Guiness
Heading to the pub for the first pint of Guinness, embracing the festive spirit.
Tis the season, time to get jolly
Acknowledging the holiday season and getting into a cheerful mood.
White frozen rain, just bouncin off my brolly
Describing the weather with "white frozen rain" (snow) bouncing off an umbrella.
Good golly, the pub's heavin, I'm not leavin
Excitement in a crowded pub, not willing to leave.
Time get steamin, there's my mate Steven
Anticipating a good time with a friend named Steven.
Not seen him, since school
Reconnecting with an old friend, acknowledging changes but not caring.
Was a nice guy, now a bit of a tool
-Doesn't matter tho, couldn't give a shit
-Nice one Ste, I'll see you in a bit
-A slight delay, let's fuckin go
Expressing impatience and eagerness to start the celebrations.
How many pints? I don't wanna know
Playfully avoiding the question of how many drinks will be consumed.
It's Christmas, no it never missed us
Embracing the festive spirit, looking forward to a joyous and intoxicated celebration.
Have a top laugh, we always get pissed us
-Time to go, shit it got too late
Realizing it's getting late, struggling with wrapping presents due to intoxication.
Wrappin presents, an I can't fuckin see straight
-Ho ho, ho ho
Repeating the earlier expressions with added profanity for emphasis.
Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-Yo it's Christmas Day, what we fuckin sayin?
Transitioning to Christmas Day, confidently strutting down for festivities.
Struttin down the stairs, like I'm goin to a weigh in
-We're not playin, where's the Buck's Fizz,
-Fill her up mum, you know what day it is
-Salmon for breakfast, livin like a king
Describing the extravagant Christmas breakfast, mentioning karaoke and snowfall.
Karaoke later, what shall I sing
-Boilin sprouts, argh they reek eurgh
-East 17, comin through the speaker
-Stay now, ain't no way I'm goin
-Icin on the cake, it just started snowin
-UK Gold, Only Fools and Horses
Listing traditional Christmas activities, mentioning TV shows, and preparing for the main course.
Let's eat, wonder what the first course is
-Prawn cocktail, it's tradition
-Salad and sauce, with a bit of shellfish on
-That's boxed, bring out the big bird
-I meant the Turkey, have a fuckin word
-Ho ho, ho ho
Repeating the festive expressions with added profanity for emphasis.
Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-Scrapin my plate, lickin up gravy
Enjoying the post-feast relaxation, feeling a bit intoxicated.
Had a few bevs, feel a bit wavy
-It's the best bit, let's go and sit
-Feet up and, take a load off it
-Bit of Corrie, bit of Eastenders
Mentioning watching soap operas and playing board games while enjoying the holiday cheer.
Best Soap? Both contenders
-Here's the board games, I'm getting on the brandy
-Electrifying chills, just like Danny and Sandy
-It's the best, day of the year for me
-Cos it means, loads of beer for me
-Hang on it's, an epiphany
Realizing the joy of Christmas and humorously contemplating a second celebration.
Could it be, twice a year for me
-Double down, a second celebration
-Make it a rule, across the nation
-T for Prime minister, come on let's go
Playfully suggesting the Prime Minister to join the celebration, ending with festive wishes.
Merry fucking Christmas, and ho ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
Repeating the enthusiastic Christmas wishes with added profanity for emphasis.
Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, ho ho
-Ho ho, merry fuckin Christmas
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