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Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Engaging in risky behavior, possibly related to alcohol or substance use. Reference to unusual or unpleasant experiences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the theme of encountering difficulties or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
Encountering danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Description of physical discomfort or illness, represented by blue chunks.
I drank lots of apple wine last night
Narration of consuming a significant amount of apple wine.
And now my bowels, they don't feel so right
Expressing physical discomfort or illness resulting from alcohol consumption.
Wet fart! Something don't feel right
Reference to an unexpected release of gas, indicating digestive distress.
Wet fart! Soiled my pants tonight
Humorously describing an accident involving soiling one's pants.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Repetition of the theme of engaging in risky behavior and facing consequences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the narrative of facing challenges or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', I passed some glass
Reiteration of encountering danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Repeating the description of physical discomfort or illness represented by blue chunks.
Lack of control, what else can I say?
Expressing a lack of control over a situation, possibly related to the consequences of risky behavior.
My rectal dribble leaves a spot that stays
Describing a lasting effect of a bodily function, emphasizing the aftermath of the risky behavior.
Wet fart! No reason or rhyme
Humorous reference to an unexpected release of gas, indicating a lack of control.
Wet fart! Dinglberry time
Comic description of a situation involving hygiene issues.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Reiteration of engaging in risky behavior and facing unpleasant consequences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the narrative of encountering difficulties or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Restating the theme of facing danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Reiterating the description of physical discomfort or illness, represented by blue chunks.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Repeating the idea of engaging in risky behavior and experiencing unpleasant consequences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the theme of facing challenges or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Reiteration of encountering danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Repeating the description of physical discomfort or illness, represented by blue chunks.
Now I lessen for you all to hear
Introducing a warning or lesson for the audience, advising caution.
Don't trust that feeling knocking at your rear
Advising against trusting certain feelings or impulses, particularly those related to the rear or digestive system.
Wet fart! I'm not that perplexed
Humorous reference to an unexpected release of gas, expressing a lack of surprise.
Wet fart! You just might be next
Indicating that others might also experience similar unexpected situations.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Reiteration of engaging in risky behavior and facing the consequences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the theme of encountering difficulties or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Reiteration of encountering danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Repeating the description of physical discomfort or illness, represented by blue chunks.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', butt mayonaise
Repeating the theme of engaging in risky behavior and facing unpleasant consequences.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', it seems it's not my day
Continuation of the narrative of facing challenges or misfortune.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', Ipassed some glass
Reiteration of encountering danger, symbolized by passing glass.
Flirtin' with desaster, Flirtin', and blue chunks out my ass
Repeating the description of physical discomfort or illness, represented by blue chunks.
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