Muscle Men
Muscle Men: Unveiling the Absurdity of Chiseled Virtue
Lyrics
What a compliment, they say he's got chiseled features
Complimenting someone with well-defined facial features.
A face like granite would be fair
Describing a face as hard and unyielding like granite.
Wrestled with the thought, he may be one of God's creatures
Considering the person's existence as a creation of God.
I'd rather wrestle with a bear
Expressing a preference for dealing with challenges rather than admiring physical appearance.
Muscle Men
Referring to individuals with muscular physique as "Muscle Men."
Go and do your duty
Encouraging Muscle Men to fulfill their responsibilities.
And if anyone complains
Addressing potential complaints and challenges Muscle Men may face.
Muscle Men
Reiteration of the term "Muscle Men."
Make them understand
Encouraging others to comprehend the nature of Muscle Men.
That muscle men have got no brains
Suggesting a stereotype that muscle men lack intelligence.
I had to pinch myself just to see if I was dreaming
Expressing disbelief and testing reality through self-pinch.
Woke up in hospital today
Awakening in a hospital, indicating an unexpected or negative turn of events.
What a poor excuse when they asked him for the reason
Criticizing a weak excuse for an unfavorable situation.
"He wasn't dancing the right way"
Explaining the reason for the hospitalization as dancing incorrectly.
Keep the place in order
Advocating for order and discipline.
Shirt and suit and black bow tie
Listing formal attire items—shirt, suit, and black bow tie.
Muscle Men
Reiteration of the term "Muscle Men."
Say it's provocation
Suggesting that accusations against Muscle Men may be intentional.
Muscle Men don't ever lie
Asserting that Muscle Men are truthful and honest.
Muscle Men x3
Repeating the term "Muscle Men."
Keep the place in order
Emphasizing the importance of order and discipline.
shirt and suit and black bow tie
Repetition of formal attire items—shirt, suit, and black bow tie.
Muscle Men don't ever lie
Reasserting the honesty of Muscle Men.
MUSCLE MEN!
Exclamation, emphasizing the identity of "Muscle Men."
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