Valentino's

Suburban Love at Valentino's: A Tale of Collars, Camaros, and Chains
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Lyrics

I live across the street

The speaker lives across the street.

Across the street from Valentino's

The location mentioned is Valentino's.

For every car there's valet parking

Valentino's provides valet parking for every car.

It's my boyfriend who parks

The speaker's boyfriend works as a valet at Valentino's.

All the cars at Valentino's

He parks all the cars at Valentino's.

He's always so polite

The boyfriend is described as always polite.

When he's not parking cars

When not parking, he exhibits politeness.

He likes to wear his poodle collar

He enjoys wearing a poodle collar.

The platform shoes make him seem taller

His platform shoes make him appear taller.

Black leather, spiked hair and chains

Describes his intimidating appearance - black leather, spiked hair, and chains.

Make him a frightful sight

His appearance is considered frightening.

He's always so polite

Despite the appearance, he remains polite.

He's not like the real men

Contrasts the boyfriend with 'real men.'

Who take their girls to Valentino's

Real men take their girls to Valentino's.

He's just from the suburbs

Emphasizes the boyfriend is from the suburbs, considered a wimp.

A wimp, a wimp -- He parks the cars at Valentino's

Reiterates that he parks cars at Valentino's.

I want a Latin lover

The speaker desires a Latin lover.

Someone to tell me who my friends are

She wants someone to define her social circle.


Who doesn't work to earn a living

Desires a lover who doesn't need to work for a living.

He'd never tell me what he does

Emphasizes mystery about the lover's occupation.

I know it's not my business

The speaker acknowledges it's not her business to know.

He'd always treat me right

Believes the potential lover would treat her right.

When we'd go out at night

Positive experiences mentioned when going out at night.

He'd always make me wear a white dress

The lover prefers the speaker to wear a white dress.

It's best when he makes me feel helpless

Feeling helpless is satisfying in the relationship.

He's not like my boyfriend

Contrasts the potential lover with the current boyfriend.

If I say something wrong

Implies that the lover would not tolerate mistakes.

He makes me shut up

The lover enforces silence if the speaker says something wrong.

He doesn't need to be polite

Highlights the lover's lack of need for politeness.

We'd go out in his Camaro

Recalls outings in a Camaro with the potential lover.

And we'd drive up to Valentino's

They drive up to Valentino's together.

He'd throw the keys to my boyfriend

The potential lover gives the car keys to the boyfriend.

The wimp, the wimp -- He parks the cars at Valentino's

Reiterates the boyfriend's role as a wimp who parks cars at Valentino's.

He parks the cars at Valentino's

Repetition emphasizing the boyfriend's job.

He parks the cars at Valentino's

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