Lyrics
One skill ain’t enough
One skill alone is insufficient
In this world, what you need is a jack of all trades
In this world, versatility is essential; a person with various abilities
Somebody who can meet your mother
Someone capable of impressing your mother
Or dump her body in the everglades
Or capable of more sinister actions, such as disposing of a body in the everglades
Someone who can fix your cable
Someone skilled at fixing cable issues
Somebody who can lay the pipe
Someone adept at intimate relationships
Make you feel like a fallen angel
Capable of making you feel extraordinary but not committed, like a fallen angel
And then disappear into the night
Capable of disappearing mysteriously into the night
Looks like my work around here is done
Indicates the completion of tasks, possibly with a touch of irony
Jack of all trades, master of none
Being adept at various tasks but not excelling in any specific one
If you’re broke and lonely then i’m the only man for the job
Claims to be the solution for those who are both financially struggling and lonely
Why waste all your money paying some professional slob
Argues against spending money on professional services
You can count on me you can count on me
Reassures dependability
You can count on me looks like my work around here is done
Reiteration of dependability with a hint of completion
Jack of all trades master of none
Emphasizes being skilled in various tasks but not reaching mastery in any
Why should I have to pick just one
Questions the need to specialize in just one skill
Jack of all trades master of none
Reiterates the theme of being versatile without mastering one
Are you looking for repair no one else can compare
Advertising unique repair abilities
Call me up I'll be there
Encourages reaching out for assistance at any time and place
Any time anywhere
Commits to availability for help without constraints
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