Throw Your Phone in the Pool
Dive into Life's Quirks: Throw Your Phone in the Pool with The Canoes
Lyrics
You're boss is here, he's kissing your cousin
Your boss is present, engaging romantically with your cousin.
He wants a date, and she wants a husband
The boss desires a casual meeting, while she seeks a serious relationship.
She's kind of screwy, he's kind of a tool
She is eccentric, and he is somewhat foolish or clueless.
She's throwing down, he's thrown his phone in the pool
She is confidently asserting herself, and he is expressing frustration by tossing his phone into the pool.
Nothing to win
No tangible rewards or victories are at stake.
Nothing to lose
No potential losses are imminent.
Nothing to prove
No need to demonstrate one's worth.
No one to rule
No authority to dominate over others.
Genius to genius
Intellectually equal interactions.
Fool to fool
Interactions between two foolish individuals.
You wanna kick it old school?
Do you want to return to traditional ways?
Just throw your phone in the pool
Suggesting a carefree solution to stress: throwing one's phone into the pool.
Yeah, it'll be cool
Emphasizing that the suggested action will be enjoyable or socially acceptable.
Throw your phone in the pool
Reiteration of the recommendation to throw one's phone into the pool.
He has a coin and she has a flower
He possesses a coin, and she possesses a flower.
She has a lifetime and he has an hour
She has a long time ahead, while he has only a short duration.
She needs a shrink and he needs a shower
She requires psychological help, and he needs to take a shower.
He's hungry for love, she's hungry for power
He is seeking love, and she is seeking influence or control.
Donkey for donkey
Exchange or trade of similar things or qualities.
Mule for mule
A parallel exchange of undesirable or unimpressive attributes.
Flunky for flunky
Equivalent exchange of subordinate or ineffective individuals.
Fool to fool
Interactions between two foolish parties.
Kind for kind
Similarities in temperament or behavior.
Cruel for cruel
Equivalent harshness or unkindness.
Rock for rock
Exchange of solid or unyielding qualities.
Jewel for jewel for jewel
Repetition emphasizing the exchange of valuable qualities.
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