Sanitary Times
Eternal Remembrance in Copper: The Tale of Sanitary Times
Lyrics
Don't be hating on the electroplating - Dead Body Tomb
Expressing approval for electroplating on dead bodies in the context of a tomb.
If your beloved passes away too soon it can help you through the gloom
Suggesting that electroplating can provide solace when a loved one dies prematurely.
They'll last till the end of time in copper or bronze
Highlighting the durability of electroplated bodies, emphasizing copper or bronze.
They'll last till the end of time and they can keep their clothes on
Reiterating the longevity of electroplated bodies and a humorous note about clothes staying intact.
She was nineteen when she was struck by a threshing machine, no she shines and gleams
Telling a darkly humorous story of a young woman's death by a threshing machine, connecting it to electroplating.
Commemorate your final dying day and fight decay
Encouraging the idea of commemorating one's death to combat decay.
They'll last till the end of time in copper or bronze
Repeating the idea of lasting indefinitely through electroplating, mentioning copper or bronze again.
They'll last till the end of time and they can keep their clothes on
Reiterating the lasting quality of electroplated bodies with a humorous touch about clothes.
We use the finest salts in our silver nitrate baths
Boasting about the quality of salts used in the silver nitrate baths for the electroplating process.
We use only Grade A copper
Emphasizing the use of high-quality copper in the electroplating process.
Our bronze cannot be surpassed
Praising the excellence of their bronze, claiming it cannot be surpassed.
All warts we will shave
Promising to address all imperfections or "warts" during the electroplating process.
All wounds we'll close
Committing to closing all wounds during the electroplating process.
And if you really, really want
Suggesting the option to customize the pose of the electroplated body.
You can customize the pose
Encouraging the idea of prearranging and financing one's death for electroplating, possibly through a layaway plan.
Commemorate your final dying day now on layaway
Reiterating the encouragement to commemorate one's death through electroplating.
Go for it girl the endless summer tan is our special plan
Promoting a tan as a special feature, humorously referred to as the "endless summer tan."
Only 1795 dollars per ounce -act now and if you expire within the next 3 years
Advertising the cost of electroplating, offering a rebate for those expiring within a specific timeframe.
You will receive a 20 percent rebate
Providing additional details about the rebate offer for those expiring within the next 3 years.
Dead Body Tomb Company is not responsible for unexpected leakage or resurrection
Disclaimer about the company not being responsible for unexpected leakage or resurrection after electroplating.
Body weight obtained before disembowelment
Humorous note about obtaining body weight before disembowelment, continuing the dark humor theme.
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