If Stuart Could Talk
Stuart's Silent Wisdom: Unveiling the Subtle Messages in The Dickies' Song
Lyrics
I got a little friend he's with me to the end
I have a close companion who stays with me throughout life.
What does he say
The speaker is curious about what his friend (Stuart) would say.
I ask him for opinions and political decisions
The speaker seeks Stuart's opinions and guidance on political matters regularly.
Each and every day
This consultation with Stuart happens every day.
I know that it's a dream dirty and obscene anyway
The speaker acknowledges that the relationship with Stuart is a dream, possibly unconventional or inappropriate.
If Stuart could talk what would he say
If Stuart could communicate verbally, the speaker wonders what he would say.
If Stuart could talk what would he say
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The speaker is curious about what Stuart might say if he could talk directly to him.
Whenever I'm alone I'm really not alone
Even when the speaker is alone, he feels accompanied by Stuart.
He's always there
Stuart is a constant presence in the speaker's life.
When I am going to falter and I'm standing at the alter
In moments of potential failure or crisis, Stuart is there for support.
And there's not a prayer
During challenging times, when prayers may not be enough, Stuart is relied upon.
I know it's up to him if I ever sin anyway
The speaker acknowledges Stuart's influence on decisions related to sin.
What would he say what would he say
Repetition of the question about what Stuart would say if he could talk.
"Yes my name is Stuart and I assure you I can speak
Stuart introduces himself, claiming the ability to speak.
And lately I find myself astounded
Stuart expresses surprise at the company the speaker keeps.
At the sort of company you keep
Stuart implies dissatisfaction or concern about the speaker's social circle.
Something further I must mention
Stuart mentions an additional point that he finds challenging to comprehend.
Of this fact I cannot understand
Stuart is annoyed by the speaker's persistent attention or actions.
Is your insatiable attention at annoying me with your hand
Stuart hints at annoyance caused by the speaker's physical contact.
And in closing may I offer this point must be succint
Stuart concludes with a succinct statement about his purpose, distancing himself from the speaker's sins.
My purpose is for procreation
Stuart clarifies that his purpose is for procreation and not to facilitate the speaker's sinful activities.
And not facilitating in your sin"
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