Monster Island
Monster Island Madness: Love, Murder, and Mayhem Unleashed!
Lyrics
Let's pack the kids and crank up the car now
Preparing to leave with the children by car
I bet that there's nothing like it in Moscow
Expressing doubt that a similar experience exists in Moscow
It's wild wild ride where I met my bride
Refers to a thrilling ride where the singer met their spouse
I want to go on again if we've got enough money
Wishes to ride again if they have enough money
That's where I'm gonna murder my honey
Metaphorically suggests a plan to harm the spouse at this place
Godzilla will be there to meet you
Referring to encountering Godzilla at the destination
So be friendly 'cause he just might eat you
Cautionary advice to be friendly as Godzilla might pose a threat
Murder she wrote on the row row boat
Allusion to a murder mystery TV show involving a rowboat
I'm gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
Expresses intent to keep someone submerged and prevent their return
She won't come back from monster island
Implies the person won't survive the visit to Monster Island
I see them floating down the hall
Imagery of eerie figures seen in a corridor
Ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
Depicts supernatural creatures of considerable height
The trap door opens and she falls
Describes an event where someone falls through a trap door
Ooh aah...
Non-verbal sounds expressing surprise or fear
Monster island monster island
Repetition emphasizing the location's name
For a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
Dark humor suggesting a cheap price to harm a spouse
And have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
Implies affordability for additional treats after the act
A shovel could come in handy
Suggests a tool for burying a body
There's a jungle where the coconut tress grow
Depicts a tropical environment with coconut trees
And now the lady's crying "dear, please let me go!"
Describes a plea for release from a distressing situation
I've known her for fifteen years
Statement regarding a long-standing acquaintance
But now she's lying in a pool of blood
Details a gruesome scene of someone lying in blood
Monster island's got a new mound of mud
Indicates the creation of a new mound due to the recent incident
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