Something for the Weekend
Secrets in the Woodshed: A Tale of Deception and Desperation
Lyrics
She said 'There's something in the woodshed
She claims there is something inside the woodshed.
And I can hear it breathing
She perceives a breathing sound, creating an unsettling sensation.
It's such and eerie feeling, darling'
Expressing a spooky or unsettling feeling about the situation, addressing affectionately.
He said 'There's nothing in the woodshed
He denies the presence of anything in the woodshed.
It's your imagination
He suggests it's her mind creating false perceptions.
End of conversation, darling'
He ends the discussion, affectionately calling her 'darling'.
Something in his heart told him to come clean
His conscience or intuition prompts him to confess.
He was not who he claimed to be
He admits he's not being truthful about his identity.
Something in his genes told him to pretend
He feels inclined to act a certain way due to his genetic predisposition.
'Twas something for the weekend
Indicating a secretive motive or plan for the weekend.
But she said 'There's something in the woodshed
She reasserts the existence of something in the woodshed, based on what she saw.
I know because I saw it
She cannot disregard what she witnessed.
I can't simply ignore it, darling
Expressing difficulty in ignoring or dismissing the situation affectionately.
So he said 'Now baby don't be stupid
He urges her not to be foolish, dismissing her claim.
Get this into your sweet head
Assertively telling her there's nothing in the woodshed.
There ain't nothing in the woodshed
Jokingly suggests the only thing there is wood.
(Except maybe some wood)
Parenthetical statement implying the presence of actual wood.
Something in his heart told him to come clean
Similar to previous line, his conscience compels him to confess.
He was not who he claimed to be
Reiterating his dishonesty about his identity.
Something in his genes told him to pretend
His genetic inclination guides him to deceive.
'Twas something for the weekend
Repeats the secretive motive or plan for the weekend.
I'll go all the way with you
Offering commitment or dedication to the relationship.
If you'll only do the same for me - go and see
Asking for reciprocal action to verify the truth.
If it's nothing like you say
Challenging her claim, suggesting he'll comply if proven wrong.
Then you can have your wicked way with me
Offering an agreement if his denial is incorrect.
It's something for the weekend
Reiteration of the secretive plan or motive for the weekend.
He went down to the woodshed
He investigates the woodshed.
They came down hard on his head
He faces severe consequences, physically assaulted.
Gagged and bound and left for dead
He's restrained and abandoned after being physically harmed.
When he woke she was gone with his car and
Upon awakening, he discovers she has fled with his car and money.
All of his money
He realizes she has taken all his money.
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