Repo Man
Repo Man Chronicles: A Musical Tale of Life's Struggles
Lyrics
Man I gotta take your car back
Expressing the need to repossess the listener's car.
Because you didn't make your payments
Explaining the reason for repossession due to missed payments.
Don't do anything crazy
Advising against any rash actions or decisions.
I'm just trying to do my job
Clarifying the speaker's intent to perform their job.
You can get your weed out of the glove box
Instructing to retrieve marijuana from the glove box.
And your Glock 19
Pointing out the presence of a Glock 19 handgun.
That's a nice set of golf clubs
Noticing a valuable set of golf clubs on the back seat.
Lying on your back seat
Observing the golf clubs lying in the back seat.
Dude you gotta quit yelling
Requesting the person to stop shouting.
You're gonna to wake the dead
Warning about the noise potentially disturbing others.
I see you got a giant flat screen
Acknowledging the presence of a large flat-screen TV.
You shoulda paid your bill instead
Suggesting the listener should have paid their bill instead of acquiring luxury items.
It's not my fault your girl left you
Denying responsibility for the listener's relationship issues.
And that's a shame about your job
Expressing sympathy for the listener's job loss.
You ain't the only one with issues
Conveying that everyone has their own problems and challenges.
Man, I got problems of my own
Acknowledging personal problems while performing the job.
I ain't no better than you,
Admitting equality with the listener in terms of flaws.
But I'm certainly no less
Asserting equality but not inferiority to the listener.
You're kinda making me angry
Indicating irritation due to the listener's behavior.
You're kinda driving me to stress
Stating that the listener's actions are causing stress.
Well now speaking of driving
Transitioning to the task of repossessing the car.
It's time to take your car away
Emphasizing the imminent retrieval of the listener's car.
I'm sure you'll figure something out
Expressing confidence in the listener's ability to overcome the situation.
Buddy, have a nice day
Wishing the listener a pleasant day despite the circumstances.
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