The Ultimate Irony
The Eradicator's Ultimate Irony: Courtship, Injury, and Rhyming Surprises
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I woke up to a long day at the office
I woke up and faced a long day at work.
My arm wasn't feeling so great
I experienced discomfort or pain in my arm.
Was about to head to the court, queen in tow
I was prepared to go to court with my partner.
But something was telling me not to go
However, I felt hesitant or unsure about going.
I never took care of myself
I neglected taking care of myself.
Queen told me to get it check
My partner advised me to have it checked.
Made my appointment, until then I'll rest
I scheduled an appointment and planned to rest until then.
Went next day to the doc
I visited the doctor the following day.
She checked it out, ran some tests
The doctor examined me and conducted tests.
Came back with the verdict
The doctor delivered a diagnosis.
My worst regret
I felt extreme remorse about something.
She said what it was
The doctor identified the issue.
I couldn't repeat it
I couldn't bring myself to say or repeat the diagnosis.
It rhymes with Bennis Chelbow
I hint at the diagnosis by referencing "Bennis Chelbow."
The Ultimate Irony
The situation is the epitome of irony.
I sustained an injury
I suffered an injury that is ironically related to my game.
My game is coming off the court, my elbow won't work
I'm unable to play my sport due to my injured elbow.
Resting is just the worst
Resting feels particularly unbearable in this situation.
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