Shaqfished
Love Beyond the Courts: Shaquille's Unexpected Romance
Lyrics
I met this cutie on the internet
I encountered someone appealing on the internet.
I think we've got somethin' nice
I believe we have a positive connection.
Discussin' music, TV, basketball, movies
We're discussing music, TV, basketball, and movies.
We talk about our whole life
We share details about our entire lives.
Shoe size 23
The person has a shoe size of 23.
I know what that means
I understand the significance of that shoe size.
Oh shit, I'm flirtin' with Shaquille O'Neal
Unexpectedly, I'm flirting with Shaquille O'Neal.
(Shaquille O'Neal)
(Repetition of Shaquille O'Neal)
I don't know how it's supposed to make me feel
I'm uncertain about how I should feel in this situation.
(Make me feel)
(Repetition of Make me feel)
Seven foot one inch
Shaquille O'Neal's height is seven feet one inch.
Why was he on Hinge?
I question why he is on the dating app Hinge.
The rookie of the year in '93
Shaquille O'Neal was the NBA Rookie of the Year in 1993.
I wanna hoop and be boys
I aspire to play basketball and be friends with Shaq.
I think that Shaq can feel the magic between us
I sense a special connection between Shaq and me.
And I like the sound of his voice
I appreciate the sound of Shaq's voice.
Dinner with Shaquille
I had dinner with Shaquille O'Neal.
He paid for my meal
He generously covered the cost of my meal.
Oh shit, I'm fallin' for Shaquille O'Neal
I find myself falling for Shaquille O'Neal.
(Shaquille O'Neal)
(Repetition of Shaquille O'Neal)
I don't know how it's supposed to make me feel
Uncertain about the emotions associated with this situation.
(Make me feel)
(Repetition of Make me feel)
My Miami Heat
Mention of the Miami Heat, a basketball team.
He can dunk on me
Expressing a willingness for Shaq to "dunk" on them.
Oh shit, I'm married to Shaquille O'Neal
I humorously claim to be married to Shaquille O'Neal.
(Shaquille O'Neal)
(Repetition of Shaquille O'Neal)
I know exactly how he makes me feel
I confidently understand how Shaq makes me feel.
(Makes me feel)
(Repetition of Makes me feel)
How in love I am
Expressing deep love for Shaquille O'Neal.
Married to Kazaam
A playful reference to the movie "Kazaam" with a twist, indicating a commitment.
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