The Fixies Theme Song
Unveiling the Hidden World of Fixies: Guardians of Machines
Lyrics
Can you believe that Fixies are
Expressing amazement at the existence of Fixies.
Such itty-bitty creatures?
Describing Fixies as very small creatures.
Even when they’re magnified
Even when enlarged, it's difficult to observe their features.
It’s hard to see their features.
Highlighting the minuscule size of Fixies.
They’re tiny, infinitesimal.
Emphasizing the tiny and infinitesimal nature of Fixies.
So small it makes you doubt.
Suggesting that their size might lead to skepticism.
But if you meet a Fixie, please
Asking not to reveal the Fixies' existence if encountered.
Don’t let their secret out!
Fixies maintain and repair various machines.
They take care of our machines
Listing examples of machines Fixies care for.
Irons, phones, and toasters
Enumerating more machines under Fixies' care.
MP3s and TV screens
Highlighting the extensive range of devices they handle.
Even rollercoasters.
Even amusement park rides are within their expertise.
Without them clocks stop ticking;
Emphasizing the critical role Fixies play in timekeeping.
Without them lights go out!
Underscoring the importance of Fixies for illumination.
But if you meet a Fixie, please
Reiterating the importance of keeping Fixies a secret.
Don’t let their secret out!
Continuing the plea to safeguard the Fixies' secret.
I almost caught one yesterday,
Narrating a failed attempt to catch a Fixie.
I chased him but he fled.
Describing the pursuit of a Fixie that ultimately escaped.
But if I told my dad he’d say,
Anticipating disbelief from others if the encounter is shared.
“It’s all inside your head!”
Expecting a dismissive response from a parent regarding Fixies.
You really cannot catch them,
Stating the difficulty of capturing Fixies.
Or find their whereabouts.
Highlighting the mysterious nature and elusiveness of Fixies.
But if you meet a Fixie, please
Repeating the request to keep Fixies' existence secret.
Don’t let their secret out!
Reiterating the importance of not disclosing the Fixies.
Fixies have a special sign
Fixies use a special hand gesture to identify each other.
I happened to discover.
Discovering a unique sign used by Fixies for communication.
They hold three fingers in the air
Describing the hand gesture Fixies employ.
And flash it to each other.
Indicating the communal aspect of the hand signal.
They send their greetings to you,
Fixies use the hand sign to convey greetings.
They sing them and they shout.
Expressing the enthusiastic and vocal nature of Fixies.
But if you meet a Fixie, please
Repeating the plea to safeguard the Fixies' secret.
Don’t let their secret out!
Continuing the emphasis on not disclosing Fixies.
Fixies go to Fixie schools
Fixies attend specialized schools to become experts.
And study to be masters
Detailing the educational path Fixies undertake.
There's so much they need to learn
Stressing the extensive knowledge Fixies need for our safety.
To save us from disasters
Highlighting Fixies' role in preventing disasters.
There isn't one appliance
Asserting Fixies' comprehensive understanding of appliances.
That they don't know about
Repeating the plea to keep Fixies a secret.
But if you meet a Fixie please
Underlining the broad knowledge Fixies possess.
Don't let their secret out
Final plea to maintain the secrecy surrounding Fixies.
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