Wreck Head Wedding
Wrecked Wedding Symphony: Punk, Whisky, Chaos, and Love Unleashed
Lyrics
He was a punk rock party man,
The groom was someone who enjoyed the punk rock party scene.
Buckfast, beer and mandy fan!
He had a fondness for drinks like Buckfast, beer, and MDMA (mandy).
And she was a wreck-head metal mess,
The bride was described as a chaotic, intoxicated fan of metal music.
pretty and pissed-up, loved the sesh.
She was both attractive and often intoxicated, enjoying partying.
Met the whisky, grape and vine.
They encountered various types of alcohol, symbolized by whisky, grapes, and vine.
Not long 'til the bells would chime.
The reference to bells about to chime suggests an impending wedding.
Took a knee, those words did say,
The groom proposed, expressing commitment by taking a knee.
and they wed on Independence Day.
They got married on a significant day, Independence Day.
Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
An expression of abundance or freedom in pouring whisky.
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
A ceilidh band named Take a Stand was part of the celebration.
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
A call for everyone to drink and raise their glasses at the party.
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!
Instructions for a traditional Scottish dance, indicating the festive atmosphere.
The bridesmaids beauties looked so fine
Complimenting the bridesmaids' appearances, dressed elegantly in red.
dressed in red like ruby wine.
A comparison of the bridesmaids' attire to the color of ruby wine.
And the bride was a sight the gods made up
The bride was described as incredibly beautiful, almost divine.
but it went to shit when the lads turned up!
The atmosphere soured when some disruptive men arrived at the event.
The groom was smashed and the ushers steamed,
The groom and his friends were heavily intoxicated, ruining the bride's dreams.
spoiling all the poor girl's dreams.
The disruptive behavior of the groom and his friends spoiled the event.
And me and Jamie drank the most
The speaker and Jamie consumed a significant amount of alcohol.
and the pricks showed up with a pigmy goat!
The disruptive group brought a small goat to the wedding.
Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
A repetition of the description of abundant whisky pouring.
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
Another reference to the ceilidh band, reinforcing the celebratory mood.
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
A call for everyone to drink and raise their glasses, similar to line 11.
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!
Instructions for the traditional Scottish dance, inviting participation.
The bride's Da stood and smashed the glass and tripped over
The bride's father accidentally disrupted the ceremony.
the preacher's feet.
The person officiating the wedding was tripped over by the bride's father.
The brother tried to save the day and chundered through his Best Man's speech.
The bride's brother attempted to salvage the situation but ended up vomiting during his speech.
The goat went rampant, made a mess and tried to eat
The goat caused chaos, making a mess and attempting to eat the wedding dress.
the wedding dress.
The disrupted events were visible during the dance, suggesting a chaotic but meant-to-be atmosphere.
But when they danced everybody could see this wrecked
Despite the chaos, the dancing revealed that this disrupted wedding was destined to happen.
wedding was meant to be.
(Empty line)
Did you ever see the whisky pour so free?
Reiteration of the ceilidh band's name, reinforcing the celebratory context.
The ceilidh band called Take a Stand?
A call for everyone to drink and raise their glasses, similar to lines 11 and 24.
Lads and lassies, tan yer glasses,
Instructions for the traditional Scottish dance, promoting engagement.
grab your partners 1, 2, 3!
(Repetition of the dance instruction line)
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