I DON'T WIPE

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch - A humorous reference to the Catholic sign of the cross, implying a lighthearted and irreverent tone.

Is that your feet are do I smell your crotch? - Playful and possibly crude inquiry about a smell, adding to the overall humorous and irreverent nature of the lyrics.

When I get up I leave a splotch - Suggests a lack of personal hygiene, potentially emphasizing a rebellious or carefree attitude.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - Emphasizes a nonconformist attitude, suggesting a preference for unconventional behavior.

There's something wrong with the world today - A general observation about societal issues, setting the stage for a contrast with personal behavior.

People starving and you're wiping away - Satirical commentary on misplaced priorities, contrasting global problems with the act of personal hygiene.

I don't wipe baby I Was Born This Way - Asserting a natural inclination or preference for not engaging in the act of wiping, possibly a play on Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - Reiterating a commitment to nonconformity and rejecting societal norms.

I don't wipe - Repeating the central theme of the song, reinforcing the singer's stance on personal hygiene.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - A recurring refrain emphasizing the rebellious and unapologetic attitude toward societal expectations.

I don't wipe - Reiteration of the singer's unconventional stance on personal hygiene.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - Continuation of the recurring theme, highlighting the singer's steadfast rejection of societal norms.

Ignore the blisters forget the rash - Encouraging disregard for physical discomfort, possibly extending the theme of nonconformity beyond hygiene.

Leave that poopy on your gash - Crude language suggesting a carefree and rebellious approach to personal cleanliness.

No more TP just save your cash - Advocating for frugality by avoiding the purchase of toilet paper, aligning with the anti-establishment theme.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - Reiterating the commitment to a nonconformist lifestyle, even in matters of personal hygiene.

It itches bad I can't deny - Acknowledging a potential consequence of not wiping, adding a touch of realism to the song's humor.

Fuck the system don't comply - Expressing a rebellious attitude toward societal expectations and norms.

Wiping leads to wearing a tie - Using humor to comment on the perceived conformity associated with societal expectations, represented here by wearing a tie.

If that's wrong I don't want to be right - Concluding the song with a final affirmation of the singer's commitment to nonconformity.