Ashley Wednesday
Ashley Wednesday: A Love Story Unveiled in London
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I landed in London
I arrived in London
At a quarter to noon
Arrived at 11:45 AM
So excited to see her
Excited to see a person named Ashley
Took a cab to her room
Took a taxi to her place
I know she's exquisite
Describing Ashley as exceptionally beautiful
So I had to visit
Expressing the desire to visit her due to her exquisite qualities
Pushed my back to the front of the door
Assertively positioning himself at her door
And you wouldn't believe what I saw
Witnessing something surprising behind the door
Ashley Wednesday
Introducing Ashley Wednesday
A spectacularly beautiful chick
Describing Ashley as spectacularly beautiful
With impeccable style and spectacular eyes
Highlighting her impeccable style and eyes
When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket
Describing a deep connection when they met
Ashley Wednesday
Reiterating Ashley's beauty and impact on him
Oh, you hit me like a tonne of bricks
Expressing the powerful effect she has on him
With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth
Complimenting her hair and teeth
I want our hearts to be joined at the hip, so to speak
Desiring a close relationship
I gotta know
Expressing curiosity about Ashley's views on marriage
What is your stance on marriage?
Seeking information about her stance on marriage
Girl, I really gotta know
Reiterating the importance of the marriage discussion
'Cause we never talk about it
Noticing a lack of conversation on the topic
But now I am proposing
Formally proposing to Ashley
Get this girl some diamonds
Expressing the desire for diamonds in the proposal
Please freaking say yes, girl
Pleading for a positive response
I'm an American man
Identifying as an American man
This is my native land
Expressing patriotism
But for you I'd summer in England
Willing to spend time in England for Ashley
But I will not go to France
Refusing to go to France for unspecified reasons
On that I take a stand
Asserting a firm stance on not going to France
But I hope you'll take my hand
Expressing hope for Ashley to accept the proposal
Both in life and marriage
Symbolically asking for her hand in both life and marriage
Step into my carriage
Inviting her into a metaphorical carriage, symbolizing commitment
We'll park inside my garage
Proposing a shared life in his metaphorical garage
And live inside my house
Emphasizing a life together in his house as a married couple
As husband and wife
Concluding with a vision of marriage and shared life
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