The Liar
Inventive Tales: The Unbelievable Narratives by The Mars McClanes
Lyrics
My grandma once chopped a man in half
Grandma's exaggerated feat symbolizes storytelling or fabrication.
With a thirty-dollar bill and a baseball bat
Describes an absurd scenario involving violence and money, likely fictional.
The Yankees signed her to a ten-year deal
Continues the exaggerated narrative with a humorous twist about a sports contract.
For seven million dollars and a happy meal
Comic exaggeration, equating grandma's actions to a lucrative baseball deal.
I once stood in line with Jessica Biel
Claims proximity to Jessica Biel, possibly implying a tendency to exaggerate experiences.
I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
Asserts honesty but acknowledges a desire for attention.
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention
Suggests that the need for attention inspires the speaker's inventive storytelling.
I lived in the woods for twenty-five years
Claims an unconventional life in the woods for an extended period.
Called forth an army of ten thousand deers
Describes an improbable event of summoning a large deer army, likely fictional.
We built a castle that still remains
Continues the exaggeration with the construction of a castle from unusual materials.
Out of steel-belted tires and old snow chains
Specifies materials used in the castle, enhancing the absurdity of the narrative.
My mom's best friend's with Jessica Chastain
Claims a personal connection with Jessica Chastain, maintaining the theme of exaggeration.
I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
Reiterates the denial of being a liar but acknowledges the need for attention.
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention
Suggests that the listener's inspiring presence fuels the speaker's inventive stories.
Look at me, look at me
An explicit request for attention or validation.
I'm standing here, and I'm seven foot three
Claims an extraordinary height, possibly metaphorical for feeling larger than life.
Look at me, look at me
Reiterates the plea for attention, emphasizing the speaker's height.
I need a friend, and I'd like you to be
Expresses a need for friendship and extends an invitation to the listener.
I'm not a liar, I just require your attention
Restates the assertion of honesty while emphasizing the desire for attention.
I'm not a liar, you just inspire my invention
Connects the listener's influence to the speaker's imaginative storytelling.
I'm a billionaire
Concludes with a humorous claim of being a billionaire, likely in line with the fictional narrative.
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