I'd Ask the Questions
Curious Inquiries and Absent Answers
Lyrics
How did they fit two Giraffes on the ark?
Reflecting on the practical challenges of fitting two Giraffes onto Noah's Ark, possibly questioning the logistics of the biblical story.
Who's the best winger to grace Hampden Park?
Pondering who is considered the best winger to have played at Hampden Park, a football stadium in Glasgow, Scotland.
Who sold the razor that cut Van Gogh's ear?
Asking about the seller of the razor that was used to cut Vincent Van Gogh's ear, exploring the historical context of the artist's life.
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
Expressing a desire to ask questions if the person addressed in the lyrics were still present.
How many cars have been stolen in Stoke?
Raising a humorous question about the number of cars stolen in Stoke, possibly commenting on the city's reputation.
Which brand of cigarettes do Beagles smoke?
Playfully wondering about the cigarette preferences of Beagles, adding a touch of absurdity to the inquiries.
How do you stand on your head and drink beer?
Posing a comical query about the physical feat of standing on one's head while drinking beer.
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
Reiterating the desire to ask questions in the absence of the person being addressed.
But you're not around
Acknowledging the absence of the person and the resulting inability to ask questions directly.
And I've lately found
Expressing a recent realization of the impact of the person's absence.
If I look for answers the others just scoff
Noting the lack of meaningful answers from others when seeking them, possibly emphasizing the unique connection with the absent person.
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Describing a loss of enthusiasm or energy without the person's presence as a source of inspiration.
Who ran the twenty-first four-minute mile?
Inquiring about the identity of the runner achieving the twenty-first four-minute mile, referencing a notable athletic achievement.
Who does a bad-tempered stoic revile?
Pondering the object of dislike for a bad-tempered stoic, delving into philosophical or temperamental considerations.
What does a seeker of truth hope to hear?
Exploring the expectations and aspirations of a truth seeker, questioning what truths they hope to discover.
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
Reiterating the desire to ask questions in the absence of the person being addressed.
But you're not around
Acknowledging the absence of the person and the resulting inability to ask questions directly.
And I've lately found
Expressing a recent realization of the impact of the person's absence.
If I look for answers the others just scoff
Noting the lack of meaningful answers from others when seeking them, possibly emphasizing the unique connection with the absent person.
I've lost my bounce without you to bounce off
Describing a loss of enthusiasm or energy without the person's presence as a source of inspiration.
How can you tell when a Sloth is relaxed?
Raising a lighthearted question about identifying a relaxed Sloth, exploring the characteristics of the animal.
How can you sleep with your woodwork unwaxed?
Asking about the possibility of sleeping with unwaxed woodwork, introducing a humorous and unconventional scenario.
When will my five o'clock shadow appear?
Pondering the timing of the appearance of a five o'clock shadow, a common term for facial hair growth in the evening.
I'd ask the questions, I'd ask the questions
Repeating the desire to ask questions in the absence of the person being addressed.
I'd ask the questions if you were still here
Reiterating the longing to ask questions if the person addressed in the lyrics were still present.
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