Joey For President
Joey's Presidential Symphony: A Youthful Reign of Love and Change
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god of thunder, boy wonder
Introducing Joey as a powerful and admirable figure, symbolized by the "god of thunder" and "boy wonder."
his starry eyes light up the night sky
Highlighting Joey's captivating and bright eyes, creating a celestial effect in the night sky.
he's a hero with zero gravity cheats
Describing Joey as a hero with unique abilities or strategies, particularly mentioning "zero gravity cheats."
skating down the street
Depicting Joey's carefree and adventurous spirit by mentioning him skating down the street.
and student council's lame
Criticizing the student council as uninteresting or uninspiring.
so he's dropping in on the
Joey decides to enter the presidential race as an alternative to the unappealing student council.
presidential race and dropping out
Joey eventually withdraws from the presidential race.
all his teachers said
Teachers express their support for Joey as a metaphorical president of emotions and intellect.
“joey for president of our hearts
Quoting the teachers' endorsement of Joey for president of their hearts.
joey for president of our minds”
Repeating the teachers' endorsement, emphasizing Joey's candidacy for president of their minds.
campaign trail, cool rat tail
Describing Joey's appearance on the campaign trail, with a humorous mention of a "cool rat tail."
his mother drives him state to state
Joey's mother actively supports him, driving him to different states for his campaign.
mind reader, world leaders
Suggesting Joey's exceptional ability to understand the thoughts of world leaders during debates.
watch his debates
Emphasizing the importance of Joey's debates and the attention he receives from global leaders.
the press made sure the story broke
The press reveals Joey's age, being only twelve, creating a sensation.
that joey's only twelve years old
Highlighting the impact of Joey's age on the public and political scene.
and so it went to supreme court
The legal issue of Joey's candidacy reaches the Supreme Court.
and every justice said
The Supreme Court unanimously supports Joey's candidacy, endorsing him for president of their time.
“joey for president in our time
Quoting the Supreme Court's endorsement, declaring Joey president of the land.
joey for president of our land”
Repeating the Supreme Court's endorsement, emphasizing Joey's presidency.
so joey won the prize
Joey successfully wins the presidency, achieving a notable prize.
three terms by landslide
Joey serves three terms as president, winning by a significant margin.
fought climate change with snow days
Joey's presidential achievements include addressing climate change by declaring snow days.
brought peace and love
Joey promotes peace, love, and counters hate during his presidency.
and stopped the hate
Highlighting Joey's positive impact on society and politics.
by twenty four was stooped and gray
Joey's presidency ages him, depicting the toll of the responsibilities.
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