Questionnaire
Unveiling Society's Quirks: A Musical Questionnaire
Lyrics
Hey mister man in the street - excuse me
Addressing a man in the street, seeking attention politely.
Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah...
Asking for a moment of time with reassurance.
Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want
Clarifying that there's no intention to sell unwanted items, just a questionnaire.
I'm just a questionnaire...
Introducing oneself as a questionnaire, emphasizing the purpose.
Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo
Asking for opinions on a low-fat diet shampoo.
Do you think it's Crunchy, Half-Cruncy, or Not Crunchy at all?
Posing a quirky question about the shampoo's crunchiness level.
Put a tick in the appropriate box - there's nothing to it...
Encouraging to mark the appropriate box, making it easy for the respondent.
Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care
Providing response options: Yes/No/Don't Know - expressing indifference.
I'm only a Questionnaire, only a Questionnaire...
Reiterating the role as a questionnaire, reinforcing the neutral nature.
Please mister man in the street - believe me
Requesting belief in the role and cooperation in answering.
I'm only doing my job and I need to know
Explaining the purpose is to gather information about the respondent.
everything about you, take it easy, all you gotta do
Encouraging the respondent to relax and simply answer 'yes' or 'no.'
Is answer 'yes' or 'no'...
Reiterating the simplicity of the task, emphasizing binary choices.
Tell me what think about the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Shifting to a broader topic, asking about beliefs regarding the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.
Do you think there's one True God, a False God, or No God at all?
Presenting another binary choice about the existence of God.
Put a tick in the appropriate box - there's nothing to it...
Repeating the process of marking an appropriate box for simplicity.
Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care
Reiterating the response options: Yes/No/Don't Know - with indifference.
I'm only a Questionnaire...
Emphasizing the role as a questionnaire, maintaining a detached stance.
Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care
Repeating indifference through response options.
I'm only a Questionnaire, only a Questionnaire...
Reiterating the neutral role as a questionnaire.
..Now can you
Transitioning to a new question with a sense of continuation.
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun?
Asking about perceptions regarding the ease of buying a gun.
Do you think it's Crazy, Half Crazy, or Not Crazy at all?
Posing a question about the perceived craziness of buying a gun.
Put a tick in the appropriate box
Encouraging the respondent to mark an appropriate box for this question.
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