The Official Historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
Unveiling the Intimate Chronicles of Shirley Jean BerrellLyrics
I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
I hold the official role of documenting the history of Shirley Jean Berrell.
I've know her since God only knows and I won't tell
I've known her for a long time, but the exact duration is unspecified, and I choose not to disclose it.
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
I witnessed her first misstep or mistake.
And surely she knows me just as well
She is familiar with me to a significant extent.
I can tell you her birthday and her daddy?s middle name
I can provide details about her birthdate and her father's middle name.
The uncles on her mama?s side and the once they don't claim
I know about her maternal uncles, even those not officially acknowledged.
What she's got for Christmas since 1952
I'm aware of her Christmas gifts dating back to 1952.
And that's only the beginning of the things I could tell you
This is just the tip of the iceberg; there's much more I could share about her.
'Cause I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
Reiteration of the role as the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell.
I've known her since God only knows and I won't tell
Confirmation of a long-standing acquaintance, with the exact duration left unspecified.
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
A recounting of the first time she faced difficulties or made a mistake.
And surely she knows me just as well
Emphasis on mutual familiarity.
I can tell you her favorite song and where she likes to park
I possess knowledge about her favorite song and preferred parking spots.
And why to this very day she's scared of the dark
Insight into her enduring fear of the dark.
How she got her nickname and that scar behind her knee
Details about the origin of her nickname and a specific scar on her knee.
If there's anything you need to know about Shirley just ask me
If you have any questions about Shirley, I am a valuable source of information.
I know where she's ticklish and her every little quirk
I am familiar with her sensitive spots and idiosyncrasies.
The funnies she don't read and her number at work
Knowledge about her reading preferences in comic strips and her work contact number.
I know what she stands for and what she won't allow
Understanding of her principles and the things she disapproves of.
The only thing that I don't know is where she is right now
An admission of not knowing her current whereabouts.
But I'm the official historian on Shirley Jean Berrell
Reiteration of the official role as Shirley Jean Berrell's historian.
I've know her since God only knows and I won't tell
Confirmation of a long-term association without specifying the duration.
I caught her the first time she stumbled and fell
A recounting of being there for her during a challenging time.
And surely she knows me just as well
Emphasizing the depth of mutual understanding.
Oh, surely she knows me just as well
Confirmation of mutual familiarity and understanding.
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