Lazy Susan
Lazy Susan's Secret Dance: Unraveling the Intriguing Tale of Deception and Whimsy
Lyrics
Oh, Lazy Susan
Lazy Susan is being addressed.
Don't you wish you had a job to do?
Expressing a desire for Lazy Susan to have a purposeful job.
Don't you worry about yourself?
Asking Lazy Susan if she's concerned about herself.
So, Lazy Susan
Reiterating Lazy Susan's laziness.
Eating chocolate in the afternoon
Lazy Susan is indulging in chocolate during the afternoon.
Don't you worry about your health?
Asking Lazy Susan about her health concerns.
Well, you're married to Mr Right
Lazy Susan is married to Mr. Right, but he's not present on Saturday nights.
But he's never in on a Saturday night
Highlighting Mr. Right's absence on Saturday nights.
They say that's what you get when
Suggesting consequences of being with a policeman (Mr. Right).
You're with a policeman, love
Implying Mr. Right, the policeman, is involved in corrupt activities.
He's been sweeping it under rugs
Mr. Right has been concealing issues and taking illegal payments.
And collecting backhanders
Mr. Right is involved in corruption, accepting bribes.
From doormen in clubs
Mr. Right is connected to doormen in clubs and corruption.
He said he never forgets a face
Mr. Right claims to remember faces but ignores Lazy Susan.
But he's blind to you
Mr. Right is blind to Lazy Susan's needs or situation.
And Susie knows just what to do
Lazy Susan knows how to handle the situation.
Susie's father was a constable too
Revealing Lazy Susan's father was also a policeman.
Oh, Lazy Susan
Re-emphasizing Lazy Susan's laziness.
So accustomed to a holiday
Lazy Susan is accustomed to having holidays.
Don't you blow that whistle now
Advising Lazy Susan not to reveal secrets.
So, Lazy Susan
Questioning the societal response if Lazy Susan breaks her wedding vow.
What will the neighbours say?
Speculating on the reaction of neighbors if Lazy Susan changes her lifestyle.
If you break your wedding vow
Advising Lazy Susan to keep her marriage vow intact.
They're gonna notice your change in luck
Others will notice a positive change in Lazy Susan's luck.
You tell them you backed a winner
Suggesting a cover story about winning at the Cheltenham Cup.
At the Cheltenham Cup
Hinting at involvement in questionable activities.
I heard that witness protection's
Witness protection may not be as effective as before.
Not what it used to be
Implying a change in lifestyle and loss of trust.
Well, you traded in your trust
Losing trust and material possessions.
And your second-best Audi
Indicating neglect of valuable possessions like the Audi.
Is gathering dust
Her second-best Audi is unused and gathering dust.
You've got a card that'll get you
Having a card to escape legal consequences.
Out of jail for free
Suggesting legal troubles and a way out.
And Susie knows just who to see
Lazy Susan knows who to turn to for help.
There's a launderette
Reference to a place for handling illicit money.
For dirty money
Expressing hope for success in unlawful plans.
I hope you get away with all your plans
Wishing for a favorable outcome, possibly escape to the South of France.
And maybe end up somewhere
Speculating on a luxurious future, sipping rosé with a partner.
In the South of France
Wishing Lazy Susan success in escaping consequences.
Sipping rosé with your Riviera Man
Imagining Lazy Susan in a desirable future scenario.
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all
Contradicting the initial portrayal of Lazy Susan as lazy.
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all
Repeating the acknowledgment of Lazy Susan's activity.
Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all
-Oh Lazy Susan, you're not so lazy after all
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