Guide for the Married Man
Navigating Matrimony: A Guide for the Modern Man
Lyrics
What we need in the world today
Expressing a need for something in the world today.
Is a guide for the married man
Desiring a guide specifically tailored for married men.
Some simple thing that in every way
Seeking a simple solution that covers every aspect.
Would provide for the harried man
Intended to alleviate the stress of a busy or troubled man.
Help him not to worry
Suggesting assistance to reduce anxiety and concerns.
Assist him to relax
Supporting relaxation for the married man.
Help him slow his heart rate
Encouraging a decrease in heart rate, possibly related to stress.
And spare him cardiacs
Referring to avoiding heart-related issues or emergencies.
Such a guide would in many ways
Highlighting the transformative impact of such a guide.
Turn the tide for the married man
Indicating a positive change in the lives of married men.
Enable husbands to fill their days
Suggesting that husbands could have more fulfilling days.
As only the married can
Emphasizing the unique experiences of married individuals.
Every man would praise it
Anticipating widespread approval and admiration.
It's such a splendid plan
Praising the guide as a splendid plan.
Someday soon we shall point with pride
Envisioning a future where the guide is celebrated.
To the guide for the married man
Expressing optimism about the guide's impact.
By the side of the married man
Highlighting the importance of the companion for a married man.
'Tis the lady who shares his life
Emphasizing the role of the wife in a married man's life.
You help the bride of the married man
Explaining how the wife can contribute to a harmonious marriage.
By removing the husband's strife
Alleviating the husband's troubles by supporting the wife.
Every wife who's truthful
Stressing the importance of honesty for wives.
Who treasures married bliss
Valuing and preserving the joy of married life.
Must keep her husband youthful
Encouraging wives to contribute to the husband's well-being.
What better way than this?
Suggesting ways for wives to maintain their husbands' youthfulness.
Each and every device we know
Advocating experimentation with various methods.
Must be tried for the married man
Emphasizing the need to explore all available devices.
But who can question the debt he'll owe
Recognizing the indebtedness of the married man to the guide.
To the guide for the married man
Highlighting the significance of the guide in marital success.
List things universal
Listing the guide's applicability universally.
From Pittsburgh to Japan
Referring to locations to emphasize global relevance.
Every man can be satisfied
Suggesting the satisfaction of every man through the guide.
By the guide for the married man
Reiterating the universal benefit of the guide for married men.
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