Let's Bash

Introduction of "The Bash" initiated by the speaker and José Canseco.

Recollection of a moment in the clubhouse matching forearms with José Canseco.

Decision to replace high fives with bashing forearms together.

Encouragement to engage in forearm bashing as a form of celebration or camaraderie.

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash on they ass

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash on they ass

Celebration of a successful sports play with a unique forearm bashing ritual.

But if you wanna high five that's a no-no

I'm heading home, all my homies at home plate

Are waiting on me, so you know I gotta do something great

And that's when the arms go up

Like we about to drink from a cup

'Cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexin'

Acknowledging our feats via human connection

Further celebration, incorporating humorous references to baseball achievements and injuries.

Let's monster bash

Hit a tater out the stadi-er for monster cash

Hit a dinger through the fuckin' VIP suite glass

Break your fuckin' arm in half and then sign the cast

Expressing concern and good wishes for recovery to someone named Walt Weiss with a broken arm.

Love, José

Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss

It happens

Humorous anecdotes about confrontations, steroid use, and handling physical discomfort.

Then yell, "Fuck the Royals"

Start swinging and popping off

We beat up their fans 'til the cops say to knock it off

Down half a Creatine shake and to top it off

The next day on the bus, got hit with the 'roid rage

But I played it off

Said I was irritated 'cause of my booty hole rash

No pain, no gain motherfucker

Reiteration and emphasis on the call for forearm bashing.

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash (let's bash)

Let's bash on they ass

Humorous repetition and urgency regarding the retrieval of misplaced steroids.

Left my steroids in El Sobrante

Left my steroids in El Sobrante

I got to get 'em

I got-got to get 'em

Playful wordplay involving various baseball team names, showcasing the speaker's athletic prowess.

And I'm wearing white socks like an Angel that's flyin'

Met a Blue Jay that's fucking an Oriole

You're Royally screwed like a Marlin

Exposed to the oil that a Pirate or a Mariner

Spilled out his tanker

That's a Cardinal sin, Padre

Yeah? Tell it to the Ranger

You feel brave little Cub-Cub?

Try to sock me

But when I'm seeing red shit is gonna get Rocky

I Dodge your fist, beat your blood-red Red Rox soggy

Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly

I'm more hopped up then a Brewer that's hyper

Sit Indian-style when I'm Yankee on my Tiger

I'm staring at a Phillie with some major league Twins

If you didn't know by now, I'm naming baseball teams

Continuation of the call for forearm bashing, with additional references to baseball-related actions.

Let's monster bash

Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass

Hit a ding dong doodle with my bing bong bat

We smack a blast then we smash a bash