Long Hair Queer
Love Lost to Rock 'n' Roll Deception
Lyrics
Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
Asking about a man with long hair and curls.
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Being told he's a nice guy who enjoys female company.
Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
Assuming he's gay without much thought.
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
Realizing the assumption was wrong as he stole the speaker's girlfriend.
I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
Expressing indifference to Bon Jovi, not willing to miss a Laker game for the other guy.
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
Refusing to see the person with long hair, using a derogatory term.
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
Telling the girlfriend to go with him, a decision leading to regret.
That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week
Realizing the mistake as she doesn't return for a week.
He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin', get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Describing the person in a negative way, blaming him for the situation.
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Expressing a desire to physically harm the person who stole the girlfriend.
Left me standin' her like a fool
Feeling abandoned and foolish after being left alone.
She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs
Attending a party with the girlfriend, expecting kegs, but finding a different scene.
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
Describing the party as having wine cooler drinkers and people with Bauhaus stickers.
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
Dismissing the mention of Gene Loves Jezebel and expressing apathy.
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
Mentioning Joni Loves Chachi and resorting to violence by hitting someone with a chair.
So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Advising others to stay away from certain bands and suggesting attending a Vandals show.
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Suggesting that the Vandals' music will discourage romantic interests.
Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang
Imagining that the band's songs will make the girlfriend feel upset.
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
Suggesting an alternative option, a party with a skinhead girl.
I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls
Expressing frustration and anger towards the person with long hair.
Left me standin' here like a fool
Reflecting on feeling foolish and abandoned again.
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