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Society says fall in love
Society encourages falling in love.
With some guy from chemistry class
Society suggests finding a partner from a chemistry class.
He'll be smart, cute, funny and nice
The ideal partner is described as smart, cute, funny, and nice.
And he'll love me for who I am
The expectation is that the partner will love the speaker for who they are.
And when I walk down the aisle
Imagining a future wedding where the partner smiles genuinely.
In my beautiful white dress
Envisioning walking down the aisle in a beautiful white dress.
I'll see him smiling at me
Expecting the ideal partner's genuine smile during the wedding.
More genuine than anyone else
The partner's smile is considered more genuine than others.
But I can't seem to find him
Struggling to find the ideal partner among undesirable individuals.
Hidden behind all these jerks
Expressing difficulty in locating the ideal partner due to interference from undesirable people.
So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
Humorous declaration of intent to marry a carnivorous plant.
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
Repetition of the humorous intention to marry the carnivorous plant.
I know it seems totally odd
-But trust me I can explain
-Humans have their little flaws
-Like ruining our world
-You get to know him and then
-He'll say something really dumb
-Like "Man that's so autistic"
-Or "What the hell was she wearing?"
-But he never says any of that
-Unlike all these human jerks
-So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-He's gentle and he saves me from all the flies
Highlighting the positive qualities of the carnivorous plant, such as gentleness and protection from flies.
And he keeps my secrets
The plant is trusted to keep the speaker's secrets.
All he wants is water and my love
Emphasizing the plant's simple needs for water and love compared to demanding human partners.
Unlike all these needy men
Contrasting the plant's simplicity with the perceived neediness of human men.
I love his special shade of green
Expressing love for the plant's unique shade of green.
'Cause it complements my hair
The plant's green color complements the speaker's hair.
I love my beloved soul mate
Declaring love for the carnivorous plant as a beloved soul mate.
And I'll love him forever more
Committing to love the plant indefinitely.
My love
Endearing terms expressing love for the carnivorous plant.
My heart
-My carnivorous plant
-So I'll marry my carnivorous plant
Reiteration of the intention to marry the carnivorous plant.
I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
-I'll marry my carnivorous plant
Final declaration of intent to marry the carnivorous plant.
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