The Chinball Wizard
Unveiling the Eccentricity of the Chinball Wizard's World
Lyrics
Well we know him he won't be sassified
Expressing that the person referred to won't be easily satisfied.
A masterful orator he never blows his lines
Describing the person as a skilled speaker who doesn't make mistakes in his speeches.
To know him is to love him
Implying that knowing the person leads to loving them.
I hear he's been known once or twice
Suggesting that the person has some notoriety or reputation.
The Chinball Wizard has such a subtle wrist
Describing the person as having a delicate and precise touch.
Give him a butter knife and he will cut off your cyst
Using humor to portray the person's ability to handle situations deftly.
Uh-huh!
Expression of agreement or affirmation.
The Chinball Wizard says he knows just what he likes
Stating that the person knows his preferences well, including dislikes that may be unexpected.
Says he don't like sausages that comes as a surprise
Highlighting a surprising dislike for sausages.
A mover and a shaker
Describing the person as both influential and organized.
Perpetual list maker my-oh-my
Emphasizing the person's habit of making perpetual lists.
The Chinball Wizard he knows how to dress
Complimenting the person's sense of style.
If only he could play
Suggesting that the person may not be as skilled in a certain area (playing) as in talking to the press.
the way he talks to the press
Expressing approval or acknowledgment.
Uh-huh!
Expression of agreement or affirmation.
A drummer and a thespian with such a checkered past
Describing the person as both a drummer and an actor with a varied and possibly questionable history.
Starts it slow when he counts it in but finishes it fast
Detailing the person's drumming style, starting slow and finishing fast.
I've seen him fly his freak flag
Referring to the person's willingness to express their individuality or eccentricity.
But never ever at half mast
Emphasizing that the person never compromises or holds back in expressing their uniqueness.
The Chinball Wizard
Reiterating the person's identity as "The Chinball Wizard."
He's got nothing to prove His pedal always squeaks because he ain't got no lube
Stating that the person has nothing to prove, and using humor to suggest a lack of lubrication in a pedal (possibly a musical instrument pedal).
Uh-huh!
Expression of agreement or affirmation.
The Chinball Wizard he's not easy to please
Describing the person as hard to satisfy and indicating a unique way of counting and playing music.
He'll count you off in fours and then he'll play it in threes
Detailing the person's method of counting and playing music in an unconventional manner.
Uh-huh!
Expression of agreement or affirmation.
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