Slapshot Man
Power Play Poet: Unleashing Slapshot Magic
Lyrics
Slapshot man, that's who I am,
Identifying as the "Slapshot man," emphasizing a skill in hockey.
put me in the game that's your best plan.
Suggesting that inserting the speaker into the game is the best strategy.
Don't bother with the trap or man to man,
Discouraging defensive tactics like the trap or man-to-man play.
'cause I'm a slapshot man.
Reiterating the identity as a skilled slapshot player.
Stop, you have no chance,
Asserting superiority, warning opponents in advance.
I will have to warn you in advance.
Linking political stance metaphorically to the slapshot skill.
When it comes to political stance, I'm a slapshot man.
Emphasizing a consistent and powerful slapshot without failure.
He winds up, but he never fans,
Highlighting accuracy and challenging opponents to block the shot.
just you try to block it if you can.
Warning of potential danger if the puck goes into the stands.
If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance.
Expressing enthusiasm and energy for the game.
yeah yeah yeah!
Slapshot man, that's who I am,
Stating authority over both ice and land, controlling the puck.
and my power rules on ice or land.
Emphasizing skill in any playing environment, including ponds and sand.
Whether on the pond or in the sand,
Asserting control over the puck's movement.
the puck's at my command.
He's slapshot man, and he entertains.
Comparing the speaker's skill to other types of shots, declaring superiority.
Backhands and wrist shots all seem so lame,
Highlighting the speaker's exceptional skill compared to Al MacInnis.
next to him Al MacInnis is tame.
Shaming goalies through the speaker's performance.
He puts the goalies to shame.
yeah yeah yeah!
Expressing pride and enthusiasm for being the "Slapshot man."
I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right,
Describing an aggressive approach even in tight situations.
but I even wind up when i'm in tight.
Clarifying the lack of intention to start fights, acknowledging the referee's reaction.
I don't ever mean to start a fight,
the ref gets so uptight.
Depicting goalies avoiding games due to fear of the speaker's slapshot.
Slapshot man, goalies call in sick,
Considering a shutout unrealistic due to the impact of the slapshot man.
nightmares of the puck coming off his stick.
The thought of a shutout is as unrealistic,
Reiterating the identity as the "Slapshot man" with a triumphant declaration.
yeah it's the slapshot man.
Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)
Concluding with enthusiasm and approval ("alright!").
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