Ballad of the Incel Man
Ballad of Unity: A Trump Rally Quest
Lyrics
I'm down in the basement
I am in a lower-level space.
Making signs out of love
I am creating symbols or expressions of affection.
There's a big time special guest tonight
There is a notable guest arriving soon, symbolically from a higher place.
Coming in from above
Anticipation of something significant or divine.
This town hasn't seen such excitement
This location hasn't experienced such enthusiasm.
Since John Cena in 09
Referencing a past event (John Cena in 09) known for excitement.
Yea that arena is know for its wrestling matches
The venue is famous for wrestling, but tonight's event is different.
But tonight we're gonna have ourselves a different kind
Expecting a distinct and enjoyable experience.
A different kind of good time
Anticipation of a unique and positive time.
I'm taking my mamma and her sister aunt Marie
Taking family members to the event.
And I hope I find a like minded girl tonight at the trump rally
Hoping to connect with a like-minded girl at a political gathering.
I'm gonna take a shower
Preparing for the event by grooming.
And shave so i look good
Expressing the desire to appear attractive.
Wear my Hillary for prison shirt
Intending to wear a politically themed shirt.
Iike a good boy should
Conforming to expected behavior.
Plan to show up there early
Planning to arrive early for the event.
Watch the motorcade arrive
Observing the arrival of an important figure.
Grill up some meat in the parking lot
Engaging in traditional pre-event activities.
They say doors open at five
Referencing the opening time of the venue.
Got my picture of Obama
Having a picture of a past political figure (Obama).
Which we'll burn in Effigy
Expressing the intention to burn the image symbolically.
And I hope I find a like minded girl tonight at the trump rally
Reiterating the desire to find a like-minded companion at the political event.
Maybe I'll get to sit
Contemplating the possibility of a prominent seat.
Behind the man they love to hate
Referring to the controversial figure as the "man they love to hate."
And watch him throw a fit
Expecting the figure to express strong emotions.
About problems I can't contemplate
Recognizing that the figure's concerns are beyond personal understanding.
Sometimes it scares me
Expressing discomfort when the figure goes on passionate tirades.
When he goes on one of those rants
Acknowledging confusion about the figure's statements.
Sometimes I don't know what he's talking about
Highlighting the impact on political opponents.
But it makes them liberals shit their pants
Emphasizing the pleasure derived from causing distress to liberals.
Makes them shit their pants
Repetition for emphasis.
Oh it gives them such trauma
Describing the emotional distress caused to liberals as traumatic.
And it makes us so happy
Contrasting liberal distress with personal happiness.
But I just wanna find a like minded girl
Reiterating the desire to find a like-minded companion.
Oh I really wanna find a like minded girl
Expressing the strong wish to connect with a like-minded girl.
Yes I just want to find a like minded girl
Affirming the desire to find a like-minded companion.
Tonight at the trump rally!
Reiterating the hope of finding a like-minded girl at the Trump rally.
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