Lyrics
Could I order the uh
Expressing a desire to order chow mein.
The chow mein please
Reiterating the request to order chow mein.
Yeah, I'll just be in the bathroom
Indicating a temporary absence to use the bathroom.
Flush
An onomatopoeic reference to flushing in the bathroom.
YOYOYO
Expressing frustration and humor about someone eating the speaker's noodles, jokingly threatening violence.
WHAT IS YOU DOIN
-WHY YOU EATIN MY NOODLES
-HAHA I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH
-I from da city yeah I from da Hong Kong
Describing the speaker's origin (Hong Kong), praising the quality and length of noodles, and playfully linking noodles to arousal.
Da noodle no shitty and da noodle so long
-Da noodle got me horny it make me feel wrong
-Imma smoke yo ass out my noodle bong
-I'm gonna start sing, but first I go rap
Transitioning from speaking to rapping, warning of consequences for those who eat the speaker's noodles.
If you eat my noodle, you gonna get a slap
-Only the Asians can eat at my trap
Asserting that only Asians are allowed to eat at the speaker's "trap" (place), expressing a preference for Asian food.
Cus we no eat your American crap
-Gimme my noodle, BITCH
Continuing the theme of protecting noodles, using strong language and threats for emphasis.
Why you, tryna, steal my
-Noodle, BITCH
-Thats mine, fuck
-Gimme my noodle, BITCH
-Imma, kill you, if you, steal my
-Noodle, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH
-Don't steal my shit, that's the law man
Emphasizing the importance of not stealing the speaker's noodles, using violent imagery and rejecting non-Asian food.
I stab yo ass yo ass be fallen
-So if you want some noodle, you best be crawling
-I don't cook rice cus I only eat ramen
-Go back to your chicken and go back to your cow
-I don't want yo noodle unless its Kung pow
-I might be Asian but I no like mao
-So give me back my noodle please, bitch right now
-One noodle 2, 3 noodle four
Counting noodles, expressing love for them, introducing a cousin, and making a political reference (Xi Jin Ping).
How many noodle are in this store
-If I run out then I go buy more
-I love noodle cus I'm a noodle whore
-At first I rapped and soon I go sing
-I have a cousin and he no named ling
-Noodle to me is like chong to ching
-Imma take you out just Xi Jin Ping
-Noodle, rice, chicken feet
Listing various Asian foods and expressing excitement about having many options to eat.
Dim Suuuum, egg roll and Broccoli
-I have so many foods to eat
-All these yummy foods just for me
-Gimme my noodle, BITCH
Repeating the theme of protecting noodles with strong language and threats.
Why you, tryna, steal my
-Noodle, BITCH
-Thats mine, fuck
-Gimme my noodle, BITCH
-Imma, kill you, if you, steal my
-Noodle, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH
-Autistic cackle
Indicating an "autistic cackle" for comedic effect.
I see you later
Announcing departure, possibly in a humorous way.
Don't steal my noodle
Reiterating the importance of not stealing the speaker's noodle and ending with "Jai Jian," possibly a farewell or reference.
Jai Jian
-BITCH
Ending with a strong term (BITCH) for emphasis.
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