The Best Man
Love's Twist of Fate: The Best Man Chronicles
Lyrics
I guess I've got a heart meant
I believe I have a heart suited
For fooling around with chicks
For engaging romantically with women
'Cause in that love department
Because in the realm of love
I know all the ladies' tricks
I am knowledgeable about the tricks women use
Now I ran across a girl one day
Encountered a girl who was very intelligent
She was as sharp as a girl could be
She was exceptionally clever
And I wasn't surprised to hear her say
Was not surprised when she expressed interest in me
That she really went for me
Claimed to genuinely like me
She said I was the best man
Stated that I was the best man
Whoever knocked on her door
The most suitable man who ever approached her romantically
She said I was the best man
Reiterated that I was the best man
The fella she'd waited for
The man she had been waiting for
She said I was the best man
Emphasized again that I was the best man
At dancing and nobody can deny
Especially skilled at dancing, undeniable by anyone
That when it came to romancing
When it came to romantic pursuits
I was the A plus number 1 guy
I excelled and was the top-rated individual
But then she met my best friend
However, she met my best friend
And knocked him right off his pins
And was strongly attracted to him
But still I wasn't worried
I remained unworried
'Cause the best man always wins
Because the best man ultimately succeeds
The way it all turned out, there was no doubt
The outcome confirmed that I was the best man
That I was best man in the end
Indeed, I was the best man in the end
Yes, I was the best man
Affirmed that I was the best man
When she married my best friend
When she chose to marry my best friend
So don't you think you're the best
Advises not to consider oneself the best
Till you pass the test
Until one passes the test of love
And you know all the ladies' tricks
Requires understanding all the tricks women use
'Cause you wind up as the best man
Warns that you might end up as the best man
While the other guy gets the chicks
While the other guy gets the attention of women
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