Shitty Teammate
Sentry Dreams and Shattered Hopes: Uncle Dane's Tale
Lyrics
My name is Uncle
Introduction of the narrator, Uncle Dane.
Dane, I have a dream about a
Expressing a dream about a helpful team for setting up a Sentry Gun.
Team that would help me setup my Sentry Gun
Desire for team support in setting up the Sentry Gun.
And there's a Pyro leaving me all alone
Pyro abandoning the narrator while setting up.
But he doesn't know who I am
Pyro unaware of the narrator's identity.
And this team don't give a damn about me
Feeling neglected by the team.
'Cause they're just my shitty teammates, baby
Calling teammates "shitty," expressing frustration.
Yeah, they're just my shitty teammates, baby
Reiteration of frustration with teammates.
Taking my metal in setup, baby, from me
Complaint about teammates taking metal during setup.
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Repeating frustration with an emotional expression.
This Medic's a dick
Criticizing a Medic for using a needle gun.
He takes out his needle gun
Displeasure with the Medic's actions.
I'd honestly kick
Expressing a desire to kick the Medic from the team.
If half my team knew how useless
Belief that the Medic is useless.
This guy is being
Continuation of criticism towards the Medic.
I tell him, "Suck on my ween"
Provocative remark directed at the Medic.
But he doesn't care where I am
Medic indifferent to the narrator's location.
And this team don’t give a damn about me
Team's lack of concern for the narrator.
'Cause I'm just a shitty teammate, baby
Acknowledging personal flaws as a teammate.
Yeah, I'm just a shitty teammate baby
Repeating the acknowledgment of being a "shitty teammate."
Complain about losing the PUB now, baby
Complaining about losing in a public match.
Why me? Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Questioning the reasons for being in a difficult situation.
Oh yeah, I nag and, they shoot their guns
Nagging behavior while teammates shoot guns.
But they’re missin’ oh yeah, they’re bad
Teammates' poor shooting skills.
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin’
Repeating the criticism of teammates' shooting abilities.
Man, I'm feelin' old
Feeling old and isolated on a rooftop.
I'm on roof and I'm lonely lo and behold
Expressing loneliness on the rooftop.
Someone comes over to me a friendly Scout
Positive interaction with a friendly Scout.
But I have my doubt
Doubts about the Scout's genuine friendliness.
How does he know who I am?
Questioning how the Scout knows the narrator's identity.
And why does he give a damn about me?
Curiosity about why the Scout cares about the narrator.
I've got this roof on
Reference to a lockdown situation on the rooftop.
Lockdown, I'll spy-check, baby
Commitment to spy-checking and guarding teammates.
Guard you as you build your gun up, safely
Protecting teammates while they build a Sentry Gun.
'Cause I'm just a shitty teammate, baby
Self-identification as a "shitty teammate" but willing to help.
Like you ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Positive expression of teamwork with another player.
Oh yeah, we'll frag
Anticipating successful engagements with enemies.
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin'
Repeating criticism of teammates' shooting skills.
Oh yeah, we'll frag
Anticipation of successful engagements continues.
Oh, they shoot their guns but they’re missin'
Repeating criticism of teammates' shooting skills.
Yeah! Doo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Closing with enthusiastic vocalizations.
The ooh's, yeah!
Continuation of enthusiastic vocalizations.
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