Bad Stuff Happens In The Bathroom
Navigating Bathroom Mishaps: Triumph Amid Chaos
Lyrics
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
Bad events or unpleasant situations occur in the bathroom.
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
The speaker is relieved that these events happen privately.
Can't let them see me with my pants down
The speaker wants to maintain privacy while using the bathroom.
Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now
The speaker sees an opportunity for fame through Coasters magazine.
But I'll be outta here in no time
The speaker anticipates a quick resolution to the current situation.
I'll be doing interviews and feelin' just fine
Future plans involve interviews and feeling good about the situation.
Today is gonna be a great day
Positive outlook for the day ahead.
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away
Confident expectation to impress in Coasters magazine.
Let's be clear
Emphasis on innocence and lack of wrongdoing.
I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
Asserting innocence and denying responsibility for the current situation.
This is just to say
Indicating the purpose of the statement or song.
If Gene had pooped like every day, this would have all just blown away
Suggesting that regular bathroom activities would have resolved the issue.
But he'll be out of there in no time
Expectation of a swift exit from the bathroom.
No one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Confident outlook, believing no blame will be assigned.
Today is gonna be a great day
Reiteration of a positive outlook for the day.
If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way
If one approach fails, the speaker is determined to find an alternative.
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom (Let's be clear)
Reiteration of the idea that unpleasant events occur in the bathroom.
I did absolutely nothing wrong (I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum)
Reasserting innocence and lack of culpability.
I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
Denying responsibility for the situation.
Can't let them see me with my pants down (This is just to say)
Re-emphasis on the need for privacy in the bathroom.
If Gene had pooped like every day (Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now)
Suggesting that regular bathroom activities could have prevented the issue.
But he'll be outta here in no time
Anticipating a quick resolution and exit from the bathroom.
And no one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Confident expectation of avoiding blame and doing well.
Today is gonna be a great day
Positive outlook for the day, anticipating success with Coasters magazine.
I'll do Coasters magazine and blow everyone away
Confidently expecting to impress in Coasters magazine.
Comment