The New And Improved Bunny Song
The New & Improved Bunny Song: A Lesson in Healthy Choices
Lyrics
bob: now kids we're gunna sing along with one of my favorite songs the bunny song
Bob introduces the song "The Bunny Song" to the kids.
jhon claud: misear bob we're not supposed to sing the bunny song
John Claud objects to singing "The Bunny Song."
bob: oh ho ho thank you for pointing that out jhon claud but this is the new and improved bunny song
Bob acknowledges John Claud's objection but presents a new and improved version of the song.
this is the one we're supposed to sing
Bob confirms that this new version is the one they should sing.
jhon claud: i see
John Claud understands.
the bunny
The lyrics narrate eating the bunny, feeling sick from consuming it, neglecting healthy food, acknowledging the need for good nutrition and obedience to parents, attending church and school, and the importance of learning.
the bunny
-woh i ate the bunny
-i didn't eat my soup or my bread
-just the bunny
-the bunny
-the bunny
-oh i love the bunny
-but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny
-i didn't eat my salad
Further details about neglecting various food items, understanding the need for healthy eating to grow, and committing to obeying parents and engaging in essential activities.
i didn't eat my steak
-i had too much candy and got a tummy-ache
-i need to eat good food to help me to grow
-i'll obay my momma cause she loves me so
-yah i'll go to church
Expressing commitment to attending church, school, and recognizing their importance without being foolish.
and i'll go to school
-that stuff is important
-and i ain't no fool
-i don't want no pickels
Expressing a desire for a plate or bucket of bunnies instead of other food items.
i don't want no honey
-i just want a plate of a bucket of bunnies
-i don't want a tissue
Rejecting tissues and girls while understanding the consequences of eating too many bunnies, learning the lesson about stomach aches.
no no no girls
-no that's wrong
-i learned my lesson
-oh you're gunna get tummy-aches
-now you stop singin that stuff
Warning to stop singing inappropriate stuff.
listen here girls
-oh no
-the bunny
Repetition of eating the bunny, neglecting other food, feeling sick, and loving the bunny despite the consequences.
the bunny
-woh i ate the bunny
-i didn't eat my soup or my bread
-just the bunny
-the bunny
-the bunny
-oh i love the bunny
-but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny
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