There Are Gods In Little Men
Unveiling Life's Keys: Tony's Hustle Revealed
Lyrics
Tony is a hustler, how we love him so
Tony is a hustler, admired by the speaker and others.
He is like a father to us
Tony is viewed as a paternal figure, having taught valuable lessons.
He taught us all we know
The speaker and others have learned from Tony.
One salaphin golden morning
Describes a memorable morning encounter with Tony.
He waltzed across our path
Tony confidently crossed their path.
He offered us the key to life
Tony presented the key to life to the speaker and others.
We couldn't help but ask
The speaker and others were curious and asked about the secret.
What's the secret, Tony
Directly asking Tony for the secret.
Brother would you help us out
Seeking Tony's assistance eagerly.
We'd do most anything
Willing to do almost anything for Tony's guidance.
For you to assuage all our doubts
Expressing a strong desire for Tony to resolve their doubts.
Tony looked at us squarely
Tony responded to their request with seriousness.
Said Brother, I'll tell you what
Tony is about to reveal the secret.
I'll give you the secret to life for just twenty Altarian bucks
Tony proposes selling the secret for twenty Altarian bucks.
So we forked over our money
They paid the money to Tony.
He said I'll give you the key
Tony affirms that he will provide the key to life.
You can't trust everybody just because they're offering
Tony warns about trusting everyone who offers something.
That's the secret Tony
The caution about blind trust is the actual secret according to Tony.
What is this, some kind of joke
The speaker questions if this is a joke.
Give us back our twenty
Requesting the return of the money, prioritizing avoiding being cheated over wealth.
We'd rather be stupid than broke
Expressing a preference for ignorance over financial loss.
Tony was a hustler
Reiterating that Tony is a hustler, emphasizing his deceptive nature.
But he'll never try that again
Predicting Tony won't attempt a similar hustle again.
Because we took back our money
They retrieved their money and some extra.
And a little bit extra to spend
Successful retrieval from Tony's scheme.
What's the secret Tony
Repeating the question about the secret.
Thank you for nothing, I guess
Sarcastically thanking Tony for nothing, except the money.
'Cept for that money
Wishing Tony the best despite the unsuccessful encounter.
We wish you all the best
Expressing a newfound skepticism towards Tony.
Here's a secret Tony
The speaker has a counter-secret to share, possibly a life lesson.
We'll give it to you for fun
Offering their secret freely for amusement.
Don't hustle somebody
Advising against hustling others, emphasizing fairness.
Outnumbered two to one
Warning Tony about potential consequences if he attempts deception again.
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