The Chicken Cow
Unleashing the Chicken Cow: A Cold Menace of Deadly Flight
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This beast comes out when it is twenty-five degrees below zero
This beast emerges in extremely cold temperatures, specifically at twenty-five degrees below zero.
It can rip your head off
The creature has the capability to violently detach a person's head.
It can fly as high as a bird
It possesses the ability to soar to great heights, comparable to a bird's flight.
It can bite your face
The creature can inflict harm by biting a person's face.
The chicken cow
Repeated affirmation of the creature referred to as the "chicken cow."
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-The chicken cow
-The chicken cow
-This beast killed as many as a hundred thousand people
This creature has caused the demise of a substantial number of people, up to a hundred thousand.
Its wings can flap like a bird
Its wings possess the ability to flap, resembling the movement of a bird.
It can break a glass
The creature can shatter glass.
It can also stab you in the ass
In addition to its violent capabilities, it can also stab someone in the buttocks.
The chicken cow
Reiteration of the creature referred to as the "chicken cow."
The chicken cow
-The chicken cow
-The chicken cow
-This beast attacked my brother
The creature targeted and assaulted the speaker's brother.
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
It specifically stabbed the brother in the buttocks while he was exposed to the cold.
His hands were frostbitten
The brother suffered frostbite on his hands due to the attack.
His hands were also numb
In addition to frostbite, the brother's hands became numb.
The chicken cow
Repetition emphasizing the creature referred to as the "chicken cow."
The chicken cow
-The chicken cow
-The chicken cow
-Rock over London
Unrelated lines transitioning to a different theme, mentioning "Rock over London," "Rock on Chicago," and "Blockbuster video."
Rock on Chicago
-Blockbuster video
-Wow, what a difference
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