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Susie is a Samurai. She learned on the internet
Susie is described as a samurai who acquired her skills online.
From a class she took from a sketchy web link
She learned through a dubious web link in a ten-week course.
A ten week course that taught assanation skills
The course taught both assassination skills and the samurai code of conduct.
The samurai code of conduct and how to pay her bills
It also covered practical aspects like managing finances.
Susie is a samurai with two swords to her feet
Susie is equipped with two swords, emphasizing her samurai identity.
She never worries about the bad guys she finds on the street
She is fearless and untroubled by encountering adversaries on the street.
She’s hired to protect people from ninjas in the night
Susie's job involves protecting people from ninjas during the night.
She’s very good at what she does, she’s only lost one client
She is highly skilled, having lost only one client in her career.
Susie is a samura I asked her on a date,
The narrator expresses interest in Susie but is initially mistaken for an assassin.
she thought i was an assassin almost killed me with my plate
Susie reacts defensively, almost causing harm with a plate during the encounter.
We met to have a coffee, she told me about the code
During a coffee meeting, Susie shares insights about the samurai code.
how she killed so quickly and where she buys her clothes
She discusses her swift killing abilities and preferences in clothing.
Susie is a samurai, the best there is
Emphasizes Susie's exceptional skills, portraying her as the best samurai.
Susie is a samurai, I love her kiss
The narrator expresses affection, highlighting Susie's kiss.
Susie is a samurai, that’s not her whole life
While Susie excels as a samurai, it is not her entire life.
It’s what she does for a job or until she retires
Her role as a samurai is a job, and she might continue until retirement.
Susie is a samurai,
Reiteration of Susie's samurai identity, emphasizing it once again.
Susie is a samurai,
Repetition for emphasis on Susie's samurai identity.
And now she’s also my wife
Additional information that Susie is now the narrator's wife.
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