Wrangler Butts
Wrangler Butts: Seduction in Denim, a Cowboy's Charm
Lyrics
Well, he's a no good for nothing
Describing the person as lazy or worthless.
But she wishes he was good for something
Despite his shortcomings, she wishes he had redeeming qualities.
Besides his behind looking so fine
Focusing on the attractive appearance of his behind in Wrangler jeans.
In those wragler jeans
Highlighting the specific brand of jeans.
Well all her friends can't help but stare
Her friends can't help but admire his rear in denim.
At his blue denim derie'er
Describing the color of the denim and emphasizing its appeal.
Wish that they were in her boots
Expressing the desire of her friends to be in her romantic situation.
If you know what I mean
Suggesting a hidden meaning or desire.
And it may sound crazy
Acknowledging the potential absurdity of the situation.
But those wrangler butts
Emphasizing the allure of Wrangler butts.
Drive the cowgirls nuts
Highlighting the effect of Wrangler butts on cowgirls.
Well he lays around all day long
Describing his lethargic lifestyle.
Stays out at night until the break of dawn
Portraying his nocturnal habits.
Comes crawling in dragging
Depicting his messy entrance with mud.
Mud across her floor
Expressing frustration with his untidy behavior.
Well she'd love to kick him out
She wants to kick him out but is conflicted.
But she can't help but thinking about
Thinking about the other women interested in him.
All the women who are waiting line
Imagining a queue of women attracted to his pants size.
For his 33/34's
Specifying the size of his Wrangler jeans.
And it may sound crazy
Reiterating the potential absurdity of the situation.
But those wrangler butts
Reaffirming the attractiveness of Wrangler butts.
It ain't healthy if they fit too tight
Warning that overly tight jeans may be uncomfortable.
You know this could hurt a man
Suggesting potential physical discomfort.
By the end of the night
Anticipating consequences by the end of the night.
It's a powerful thing
Emphasizing the impact of well-fitted jeans.
If they fit just right
Highlighting the importance of a perfect fit.
All the ladies know it's a mighty beautiful sight
Noting the universal appeal of Wrangler butts.
Well he's never been one for anything
Describing his lack of interest in intellectual pursuits.
That involves books
Emphasizing his reliance on physical appearance.
He ain't got much going for him besides his good looks
Stating his lack of noteworthy qualities besides looks.
You see he always stays in trouble
Indicating a tendency for trouble in romantic relationships.
When it comes down to romance
Highlighting the serious nature of his romantic challenges.
It ain't a joke when they say the boy
Asserting the precarious nature of his existence.
Survives by the seat of his pants
Surviving by taking risks and relying on instinct.
And it may sound crazy
Reiterating the captivating effect of Wrangler butts.
But those wrangler butts
Underscoring the impact on cowgirls.
Drive the cowgirls nuts
Repeating the influence of Wrangler butts on cowgirls.
Yes it may sound crazy
Reaffirming the potential absurdity of the situation.
But those wrangler butts
Emphasizing the ongoing allure of Wrangler butts.
Drive the cowgirls nuts
Repeating the impact of Wrangler butts on cowgirls.
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