Schaffino
Eccentric Tales Unveiled: Schaffino's Soap Opera Chirping
Lyrics
This time I'm gonna take the collection baby
This time I'm planning to gather possessions, dear
And with the money in my hand
With the money I hold
I'm gonna purchase all the details
I intend to buy all the intricate details
Scrub you clean with my soap opera chirping
Cleansing you thoroughly with my melodramatic chatter
Walking on tip-toed pickpocket fever
Stealthily moving with a fever for pickpocketing
Racing up the scales of your thermometer
Quickly ascending the levels of your emotional intensity
Turnbuckle tournicate clotting the moonshine
Engaging in wrestling moves, causing a blockage in the moonshine
Clotheslined seizures singing happy valentines
Experiencing convulsions like being clotheslined, singing on Valentine's Day
I found feathers in the hit and run nest
Discovering feathers in the aftermath of a hit and run
Omerttas not a prayer on your rosary beads
Omertà (code of silence) has no power over your prayers on rosary beads
When she knocked me over
When she pushed me down
I looked inside the hearse
I peered into the funeral vehicle
Sprouting chauvanistic swine
Generating male-centric and prejudiced attitudes
And written were the words
Words were inscribed
Poking butter with this knife
Poking butter with a knife, engaging in something futile
Allergic to this concubine
Allergic to this female companion
Racing by in a '56 chevy
Speeding past in a '56 Chevy
And we couldn't even pretend
We couldn't even pretend to be alive
To be alive...
Discovering feathers in the aftermath of a hit and run
I found feathers in the hit and run nest
Cleansing you thoroughly with my melodramatic chatter
Scrub you clean with my soap opera chirping
Repeating the act of cleansing with soap opera-like talk
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