Dial a Hitman
Twilight Cowboys: Dial a Hitman's Darkly Comedic Tale
Lyrics
She's bugging me again, run to use the phone
Feeling bothered by someone, rushing to use the phone
Find and rent a hitman from the twilight zone
Deciding to hire a hitman from an unusual or mysterious source
It was good in the beginning, the wife's become a drag
Initially, the relationship was good, but now the wife has become burdensome
Found me a solution in Adventure Mag
Found a solution to the marital issues in Adventure Mag
Five sees as downpayment, it's just a call away
A downpayment of five (possibly money) for the hitman service
Cheaper than some legal fees and they do the job today
Emphasizing the hitman's affordability and quick service compared to legal options
So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone
Encouraging others with problems to use the telephone to contact hitmen
For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone
Describing the hitmen as cowboys from the twilight zone
At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease
At the Continental Club, no additional services are provided for striptease
We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please
Expressing the group's incompetence but determination to please
Viet vets and drifters shell shocked from the hill
Referring to war veterans and drifters at the Continental Club
At the Continental Doc Savage pays the bill
Doc Savage covers the expenses for the veterans and drifters
Yeah soldiers of fortune but we're not mental giants
Acknowledging the group as soldiers of fortune, not necessarily brilliant
But mister I must tell you, neither are our clients
Clients of the group are not necessarily intelligent either
So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone
Encouraging those with problems to use the telephone for the hitman service
For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone
Describing the hitmen again as cowboys from the twilight zone
At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease
No additional services for striptease at the Continental Club
We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please
Reiterating the group's incompetence but commitment to please
Did a job in Georgia, money in advance
Detailing a hitman job in Georgia with payment in advance
Fingers through the post with chilling nonchalanche
Nonchalantly describing the aftermath of the hit with severed fingers
I've seen some civil war now, for the cash we took their lives
Participated in a violent conflict (civil war) for financial gain
Back here on the homestead rich on peoples wives
Returned home wealthy through illicit activities involving people's spouses
We're eighties bounty hunters with comical ineptitude
Describing the group as bounty hunters with humorous incompetence
Modern cowboy cadres, guns and glory dudes
Characterizing the group as modern cowboy figures seeking guns and glory
So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone
Encouraging those with problems to contact the hitmen via telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone
Describing the hitmen once again as cowboys from the twilight zone
At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease
No additional services for striptease at the Continental Club
We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please
Reiterating the group's incompetence but commitment to please
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