Kick In The Teeth
Kick Desperation Away: Unconventional Solutions for Life's Frustrations
Lyrics
When you're caught out feeling lonely at the end of the day
Expressing loneliness at the end of the day.
When you sit down there in silence cause there's nothing left to say
Sitting in silence when there's nothing left to say.
When the autumn leaves won't turn to green and fall down from the trees
Metaphorically describing a stagnant or unchanging situation, likened to autumn leaves not turning green and falling.
Just find somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth
Suggesting a release of frustration by metaphorically kicking someone close when feeling overwhelmed.
When you fly out to Majorca just to feel a drop of rain
Seeking rare experiences but facing unexpected challenges.
When you're digging for your passport, must have left it on the train
Frantically searching for something important that seems lost or misplaced.
And your sister's friend called 2FM and went to Italy for free
Referring to a situation where someone else benefits unexpectedly, possibly at one's expense.
Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth
Suggesting reacting impulsively by kicking someone close when frustrated.
I'm not advocating for violence cause I know it's not the answer
Denouncing violence as a solution while acknowledging extreme situations may lead to desperate measures.
But sometimes desperate times call for desperate-er measures
Recognizing the severity of certain situations.
So if ever you need somehow to alleviate some anger
Offering an unconventional solution for dealing with anger or frustration.
And you just don't feel like doing it in quite a healthy manner
Suggesting an alternative to traditional, healthy methods of dealing with anger.
It's fair to say it's your lucky day cause I have what you need
Humorously claiming to have a solution for anger management – kicking someone in the teeth.
Just get somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth
Reiterating the unconventional approach of physically expressing frustration.
When you just want to watch Mean Girls but Netflix took it off
Expressing frustration over the unavailability of desired content on streaming services.
And it's not on Disney, Sky or any services you've bought
Using humor to describe resorting to illegal means, like piracy, due to unavailability.
As a final hit you pirate it, virus your PC
Humorous exaggeration of the consequences of piracy, suggesting damaging one's own PC.
Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth
Recommending physical expression of frustration in response to the mentioned annoyances.
And I'm sure that seeing therapy can help some people out
Recognizing the potential benefits of therapy but acknowledging financial constraints for some.
But for those of us who don't have all that money to ball out
Expressing financial limitations as a barrier to accessing therapy.
We just close our eyes and inhale slowly find our centre's zen
Describing a self-help approach, finding calmness through meditation or focusing on the present.
Let the thought pass through us as we ready up our leg
Preparing for the unconventional act of kicking someone as a stress release.
I'm sure you know the phrase by now so say along with me
Encouraging participation in the humorous phrase about kicking someone close for stress relief.
Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth
Repeating the humorous suggestion of physically expressing frustration by kicking someone close.
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