The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Escape the Grind: Transform Your Life with the Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Lyrics
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
People tend to criticize or burden you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Is your group less successful or happy than others?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you feel left behind by the hippie culture?
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Do you lack companionship while others have partners?
Well there's no need to complain
No need to complain, solutions are available.
We'll eliminate your pain
We can eliminate your pain.
We can neutralize your brain
We can help clear your mind.
You'll feel just fine
You'll feel better.
Now
Emphasizing the immediate action.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
Encouragement to purchase a pleasure machine.
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Do authorities dismiss your ideas?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Is life in the business world unfulfilling?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
Is your boss suggesting you explore other opportunities?
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Suggesting the need for a more rewarding pursuit.
Are you worried and distressed?
Expressing worry and distress.
Can't seem to get no rest?
Struggling to find peace or relaxation.
Put our product to the test
Encouraging trying their product for relief.
You'll feel just fine
You'll feel better.
Now
Emphasizing the urgency to act now.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
Encouragement to purchase the pleasure machine.
You'd better hurry up and order one
Urgency to order due to limited supply.
Our limited supply is very nearly gone
Highlighting the scarcity of the product.
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Anticipation of unfortunate events.
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Financial troubles indicated by bouncing checks.
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
Concerns about a delayed pregnancy.
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
Contemplating a desire to escape from current circumstances.
We can end your daily strife
Offering a solution to daily struggles.
At a reasonable price
At a reasonable cost.
You've seen it advertised in Life
Referring to product advertisement in Life magazine.
You'll feel just fine
You'll feel better.
Now
Emphasizing the immediate action.
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!
Encouragement to purchase the pleasure machine.
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